The Wang Out: You look adopted.

[Synthetik]

I've actually read a couple where I could see the point behind putting them up. One girl that I know was right behind a semi when it flipped over on the bridge in front of her, skidded and pinned a car against the side. She managed to get the driver of both vehicles out safely, and was performing CPR or some sort of life saving technique on the person in the car while waiting for the ambulance to show up.

Something like that, I don't mind reading.

That's actually... fucking awesome. But is it worth sifting through mountains of shit everyday to find that rare gem?

INFERNO POST ALL OF DRAGS STATUS UPDATES IN RESPONSE.

JERRY. JERRY. JERRY.

*boxing bell sounds*

[Milady]

I'd like to note that my wall is basically filled with people insulting me. And my sister.

So yeah.

I wouldn't know, you're not friends with me.

It probably sucks to be friends with me anyway. Almost all of my status updates are attempts at getting information from my classmates.

[Inferno.]

I think I've seen it more when he comments on other people's statuses, but I could be wrong.

Oh you're worrying me now, stop stalking me on Facebook or I'm totally un-friending you.

[Inferno.]

I wouldn't know, you're not friends with me.

It probably sucks to be friends with me anyway. Almost all of my status updates are attempts at getting information from my classmates.

It's true!

[Milady]

It's true!

Sometimes rain and hair!

[Drageuth]

INFERNO POST ALL OF DRAGS STATUS UPDATES IN RESPONSE.

Ain't missin' much, buddy.

I'd like to note that my wall is basically filled with people insulting me. And my sister.

So yeah.

The only time people post on my wall are for my birthday.

That's actually... fucking awesome. But is it worth sifting through mountains of shit everyday to find that rare gem?

Not really. Some of the other stuff is laugh worthy, but for the most part I ignore status updates.
The best part was, about an hour after that happened, I drove by in a cab on my way to get plastered downtown.

I wouldn't know, you're not friends with me.

It probably sucks to be friends with me anyway. Almost all of my status updates are attempts at getting information from my classmates.

Not all. Some of them are about games.

[Drageuth]

Oh you're worrying me now, stop stalking me on Facebook or I'm totally un-friending you.

That's a lovely spot where you took that picture that one time. Pretty sure I know where that is.

See in a bit... hunnie.

[Milady]

Not all. Some of them are about games.

I can't recall writing any about games recently. Just wait until I finally get to buy Dragon Age II this weekend.

[Milady]

Hey, I just realized I won't have a new Madoka episode to watch tomorrow night.

[Tassadar]

Ain't missin' much, buddy.

Just song lyrics right?

[Ivolt]

I wouldn't know, you're not friends with me.

It probably sucks to be friends with me anyway. Almost all of my status updates are attempts at getting information from my classmates.

You say it like I know who you are on facebook.

The reason I'm not friends with most of you is probably because unless you're all under your screennames, I'm likely not going to find you.

Granted, I have Fer because I'm magic and awesome like that. Or a fluke.

It was a fluke.

[Milady]

You say it like I know who you are on facebook.

The reason I'm not friends with most of you is probably because unless you're all under your screennames, I'm likely not going to find you.

Granted, I have Fer because I'm magic and awesome like that. Or a fluke.

It was a fluke.

I very frequently use profile pictures that are the same as or fit into the same theme as my EP avatar.

My classmates already think I'm weird because I like video games, let's not let them all know that I go by Milady in an alternate universe known as the Internet.

[Synthetik]

Not really. Some of the other stuff is laugh worthy, but for the most part I ignore status updates.
The best part was, about an hour after that happened, I drove by in a cab on my way to get plastered downtown.

Serendipitous. It would be kind of funny if that truck flipped because the driver was drunk.

[Mistral]

Hey, I just realized I won't have a new Madoka episode to watch tomorrow night.

Yeah, but I can understand why they decided not to show it so soon after Sendai, all things considered. Especially considering...

Spoiler warning:

what the city looked like after every Walpurgisnacht Homura saw through the time loop. Probably a bit too soon.

And all y'all talking 'bout Facebook is making me want to sign back in and see what's changed in the last year or so.
...
Somehow, I think I can resist the impulse.

[Milady]

sheee's got both hands, in her pockets
and she won't look at you, won't look at you

God, someone hit me with a brick.