The Wang Out: You look adopted.

[Drageuth]

He better be happy, because I didn't even wash anything of mine. I used all the rest of the laundry monies up on his stuff, even though I have a set of infected scrubs that've been laying in my closet since I got home Sunday afternoon.

Bah. A little bacterial infection never killed anyone.

... right?

The laundry room is just outside.

On the other side of that fucking snowstorm.

But hey, I like doing laundry, so womenfolk would get off easy with me.

Although I may smell some of their undergarments when no one is looking.

Oh, you crazy Newfies!
(Pssst. It's was 8*C today. )

[Ivolt]

Oh good, I killed everyone in Radiant Historia again.

I suppose it's a good thing I have no plans to join the military.

You're a monster.

Or me.

This is a tragedy.

[Milady]

Bah. A little bacterial infection never killed anyone.

... right?

Meh, it's just a little RSV. It was killing my patient, but worst case scenario, I'll get a cold. If I haven't gotten sick yet from tossing my scrubs in with all my other dirty clothes, or walking across the carpet with my hospital shoes, I'm going to guess it'll be alright this time, too.

[Milady]

You're a monster.

Or me.

This is a tragedy.

A monster or Ivolt. Hm, a tragedy indeed.

I didn't kill everyone on purpose. You probably would.

[Shareware]

Lolsup

[Drageuth]

Meh, it's just a little RSV. It was killing my patient, but worst case scenario, I'll get a cold. If I haven't gotten sick yet from tossing my scrubs in with all my other dirty clothes, or walking across the carpet with my hospital shoes, I'm going to guess it'll be alright this time, too.

You'll be fine. Just watch out for reanimated corpses.
Make sure Fluffy is buried deep in the back yard.

[Milady]

You'll be fine. Just watch out for reanimated corpses.
Make sure Fluffy is buried deep in the back yard.

I live in an apartment, I have no backyard.

[Kermit Da Frog]

I live in an apartment, I have no backyard.

Then how do you dispose of the bodies? Acid in the tub?

[Drageuth]

I live in an apartment, I have no backyard.

In that case, you might want to burn those clothes before the zo-- OH FUCK THEY'RE HERE

Then how do you dispose of the bodies? Acid in the tub?

No, silly. That would eat through the tub.

[King]

Lolsup

Nothing.

And still no video?

[Shareware]

Nothing.

And still no video?

My game is still a piece of crap. I've only got a tiny area to jump around in. But I'm almost finished! I swear! The alpha area is nearly done!

*runs off to finish alpha*

[Ivolt]

A monster or Ivolt. Hm, a tragedy indeed.

I didn't kill everyone on purpose. You probably would.

Exactly.

True.

[Milady]

Then how do you dispose of the bodies? Acid in the tub?

I find that maintaining a professional relationship with Ray has its benefits.

In that case, you might want to burn those clothes before the zo-- OH FUCK THEY'RE HERE.

My virus infected scrubs caused a zombie outbreak on the other side of the continent?

Neat.

[Drageuth]

My virus infected scrubs caused a zombie outbreak on the other side of the continent?

Neat.

... they have teleporters.

[Raype]

That too. Speaking of which, pay no heed to my delayed reply.

Oh, you crazy Newfies!
(Pssst. It's was 8*C today. )

*there's a pile of snow over 8 feet high in my front yard*
*My door is completely caked in wet sticky snow*
*I had to do laundry today*