The Carl Sagan Out - Smoke Weed Everyday

[Illora]

Urgh you, motherurgher.

sounds lie a bad FG joke

[Synthetik]

Yay! I still have a useful movie career!

If you say so.

Any personal favorites? I'm wondering which ones are keepers.

Oh, I though of a new one the other night.

I like my women like I like my socks: Dirty, slightly damp and beginning to turn black on the bottom.

I bet "Happy Father's Day, Uncle Steve" cards are hard to find, aren't they?

No, I just hand draw them. The have more meaning because I made em' mahself. And Steve is my father, not my uncle. Although he did molest me.

[Sprung]

sounds lie a bad FG joke

Have you heard?

Spoiler warning:

[Lee]

also dead babies.

I just looked at the textbook, and compared it to the internet. you are right, the textbook says that it was written by william sheakspeare though, so now I'm confused

Yup, don't think Shakespeare even had any characters named Oedipus.

[Kermit Da Frog]

If you say so.

It's better that ONJ's.

[Synthetik]

It's better that ONJ's.

Well yeah, but I have boobs and you don't. All you have is a penis. EW, GROSS.

[Illora]

Yup, don't think Shakespeare even had any characters named Oedipus.

What the hell is my school doing, thats one of many strange things I've seen on the textbooks. Freshman year my biology book said; advance biolgy. I thought textbook writers hired people to correct their mistakes.

[Mistral]

Yup, don't think Shakespeare even had any characters named Oedipus.

He had one named Bottom, though, and another named Falstaff. Ah, Shakespeare, ever the paragon of Elizabethan virtue.

[Illora]

Well yeah, but I have boobs and you don't. All you have is a penis. EW, GROSS.

hah!


aw....
what if he had moobs?

[Kermit Da Frog]

Well yeah, but I have boobs and you don't. All you have is a penis. EW, GROSS.

I had boobs in Hairspray.

[Illora]

He had one named Bottom, though, and another named Falstaff. Ah, Shakespeare, ever the paragon of Elizabethan virtue.

I am afraid I do not understand the reference to Falstaff.

DYK, Sheakspeare invented the word bedroom!

[Illora]

the bird is the word

[Milady]

I just love it when you talk dirty.

Indeed. I suppose some of them will have to survive their training and become knowledgeable nurses/doctors, or else there would be no one left to help all the sick people. It was cool though, there was this really awesome male nurse who gave me a bunch of extra soda and ice cream after I had to get a catheter taken out and talked to me for a little bit. It was nice having someone who actually treated to me like a human being for a change, rather than the usually cold and robotic motions most nurses/doctors seem to go through with their patients.

So if I ever feel the urge to spend a night with Synthetik, all I need to do is talk about banning people?

To be fair, I can completely understand how nurses might act "robotic." I sometimes have an incredibly hard time keeping everything on schedule with just two patients, I can't imagine yet what it's like to have five or six+. But I have met some nurses that just seem like they would be better suited for a different job, like one that involves fewer interaction with people.

Having never been hospitalized myself, it always amazes me what little things can just make someone's day. On the second day of my very first clinical rotation, I brought an old lady's breakfast to her room (we were working in a nursing home, where patient's are expected to come to the dining room). You could tell she had been crying about something just shortly before, and I helped her clean off her table and set the tray down for her. She just thought that was the most wonderful thing in the world, and gushed to my instructor later about how lovely I was.

I don't know how I'll behave ten years down the road, after everything has become routine for me, but at the very least, I'm glad I learned rather early on that the little things really do count.

Was the complex really named from the play?

From where else would it have taken its name?

Any personal favorites? I'm wondering which ones are keepers.

I don't remember all of them, but I do remember thinking the one about having a single baby nailed to ten trees was rather amusing.

Urgh you, motherurgher.

Hey, this must be one of those hobbit cavemen they recently discovered. I wonder how much we could sell him for to the Smithsonian.

[Jazzmarazz]

I am afraid I do not understand the reference to Falstaff.

DYK, Sheakspeare invented the word bedroom!

I believe he came up with twat as well.

[Lee]

I like my women like i like my Pretzels, Baked, Hard and Salty.

Mmm pretzels.