The Carl Sagan Out - Smoke Weed Everyday

[Sprung]

A woman has 3 usable orifices and two hands. Only one can get you kids. Chances are you'll find a way to avoid it.

Also,

betcha don't

[Illora]

You have 2 orifices.

C'mere.

I lol'd x2

[Ivolt]

You have 2 orifices.

C'mere.

Getting raped by a short person: It happens alot more than you'd think it would. Or should.

Short people are tricksters.

[Illora]

Getting raped by a short person: It happens alot more than you'd think it would. Or should.

Short people are tricksters.

still getting funnier

[Sprung]

Getting raped by a short person: It happens alot more than you'd think it would. Or should.

Short people are tricksters.

Dude. I live in a hat. What'd ya expect?

[Ivolt]

One. And that already has an arm in it.

Pull your arm out of your ass.

Seriously, how the fuck does the pig even stand it. You're both weird.

[Illora]

Dude. I live in a hat. What'd ya expect?

EVEN BETTER

[Kermit Da Frog]

Getting raped by a short person: It happens alot more than you'd think it would. Or should.

Short people are tricksters.

Sort of like baby herman in who framed roger rabbit.

[JKDarkside]

I am on /u/ right now.

Must be another day.

[Kermit Da Frog]

Pull your arm out of your ass.

Seriously, how the fuck does the pig even stand it. You're both weird.

Ask Jack how he puts up with it.

[JKDarkside]

Sort of like baby herman in who framed roger rabbit.

They make football teams and beat the shit out of fratboys.

[Illora]

now the funnies are all gone

[JKDarkside]

now the funnies are all gone

Now let's talk more about your mother.

[Sprung]

I have a headache, so I'm off to bed.

[Illora]

Now let's talk more about your mother.

you mean your sister?