The Carl Sagan Out - Smoke Weed Everyday

[Illora]

did anyone see tron.
I liked it.
I saw it at a theater, which I payed an exhorbitant price to enter.

[Kermit Da Frog]

This reminds me of a joke.

Three daughters go up to their father saying "Daddy! Daddy! How did we get our names?!"

The father responded to the first girl with "Rose, you got your name because when you were born, beautiful rose petals fell upon your head."

The second daughter sat on his lap and said "What about me?"

He responded with "Daisy, you got your name because when you were born, beautiful daisy petals fell upon your head."

The third girl sat on his lap and said "LHJflasehflkaheasuihgkasg!"

"Shut up, cinderblock."

[Ivolt]

When you are married and have kids, and can't afford toilet paper, PLEASE PLEASE post here.

Problem is, he's probably still be rich.

So you'll still hate him.


HATE HIM LIKE I DO, SHORT ONE.

YOU SHALL BE MY HAMMER.

THE THROWABLE KIND.

[Lee]

Am I allowed to ask how to get the keys in crash bandicoot?

Nope.

You are allowed to read the rules though.

http://www.epforums.org/forumdisplay.php?58-Forum-Rules

[Sprung]

In fairness if you can't afford toilet paper and can afford an internet connection then you have some messed up priorities.

I don't see your point

[Illora]

Which does not mean a new thread by Illora "PM me for a free movie".

I promise

[Quiji]

When you are married and have kids, and can't afford toilet paper, PLEASE PLEASE post here.

Which is why I won't make that mistake.

[Kermit Da Frog]

In fairness if you can't afford toilet paper and can afford an internet connection then you have some messed up priorities.

Instruction booklets and leaves.

[Sprung]

Which is why I won't make that mistake.

Yeah, yeah.

A vagina is a terrible thing to waste.

[Illora]

I just dropped my fushigi ball, and it broke

[Sprung]

My $4 copy of NFS Hot Pursuit for the PS3 was shipped today

[Kermit Da Frog]

Yeah, yeah.

A vagina is a terrible thing to waste.

A woman has 3 usable orifices and two hands. Only one can get you kids. Chances are you'll find a way to avoid it.

[Illora]

A woman has 3 usable orifices and two hands. Only one can get you kids. Chances are you'll find a way to avoid it.

I lol'd

[Sprung]

A woman has 3 usable orifices and two hands. Only one can get you kids. Chances are you'll find a way to avoid it.

You have 2 orifices.

C'mere.

[Kermit Da Frog]

You have 2 orifices.

C'mere.

One. And that already has an arm in it.