M'aiq knows much, tells some. M'aiq knows many things others do not.
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Venison can be good, depending. It's very lean, however, so it's really easy to overcook.
God, that's disturbing.
I can always find time to rhyme.
I'll be sure to alert you right away when I finally get around to acquiring my shiny new console.
I don't recall using teleportation, and yet there I was. Alone. Naked.
That reminds me of a story my friend told me that his teachers in culinary school told him about someone that didn't make their salami properly, and almost died because the sodium nitrate had begun to suck all of the liquid out of their brain.![]()
That reminds me of this:
Alistair: "I've got this nefarious plan to go around to each of them, and secretly tell them all the nasty things you said. That way they'll mutiny, and I shall become the group leader!"
Warden: "If you want to lead, all you have to do is ask."
Alistair: "What? Lead? Me? No, no, no. No leading. Bad things happen when I lead. We get lost, people die, and the next thing you know I'm stranded somewhere without any pants."
I swear I need some sort of device to import video game characters into my life.![]()