Well. according to all of you a have a giant dong.![]()
And yes, I realize you're probably talking Fahrenheit. But that's still only -16 Celsius.
Prude does not have a giant dong.
She only has a small one.
It's about the length of your pinky.
Where I grew up, at least once a year it got to -45 Celsius (-49F), with a -10C windchill (14F). So it felt like it was -55C (-67F).
I think the record low in Canada was something around -65C without windchill (-85F)
'course, where I live is one of the warmest places in Canada now, so I can't really bitch too much.![]()