The Duke Nukem-Out: Damn... I'm looking good!

[Milady]

It's a popularity contest judged by existing retros and staff. Used to be automatic at two years.

It's a very delicious popularity contest, of course.

[Gare]

How does one become retro anyway ?

Sticking around for a few years*, being a pretty cool member, those kind of things.

*There are exceptions.

[Slacker Magician]

Sticking around for a few years*, being a pretty cool member, those kind of things.

*There are exceptions.

I figure my coolness will go up in due time .

[Slacker Magician]

I'm heading off, bye bye everyone .

[Ivolt]

Sticking around for a few years*, being a pretty cool member, those kind of things.

*There are exceptions.

And they become faster.

I got in 6 months early, Milady got in less than a year, and that new guy got in in a week.*

*Well yeah, he was before me, so it doesn't really count, but yeah.

[Elmdor Rizer]

The two year thing was a sorta brief mistake. It didn't really use to be like that.

Edit: Oh, and they didn't actually give me access until I was voted in the second time.

[Elmdor Rizer]

The best part of the usertitle glitch is that you're all "stupidheads".

Heh.

Good times.

You're all "shaves his legs". ^______________^

[Gare]

I think I also got Retro access earlier due to my mod status. Totally cheated my way into the club, I did.

[Drageuth]

And they become faster.

I got in 6 months early, Milady got in less than a year, and that new guy got in in a week.*

*Well yeah, he was before me, so it doesn't really count, but yeah.

I think I also got Retro access earlier due to my mod status. Totally cheated my way into the club, I did.

You did. Every moderator, super moderator, and administrator automatically has access, as far as I'm aware. I got in in less than two years, but it was because I was made a moderator.

[Ivolt]

Milady wasn't staff then, she really did get Retro status in like, 8 months. Because of Gare, but yeah.

[Gare]

Milady wasn't staff then, she really did get Retro status in like, 8 months. Because of Gare, but yeah.

Wait, what? I think it was more of a general consensus.

[Stark]

[Cosmic]

I predate Retroparadise, much like Jesus or some sort of blue-eyed, jacket-owning pterodactyl. I should be stripped naked and displayed in a museum somewhere.

[Gare]

In any case, holy shit it's late and I'm tired and I need sleep.

*wanders off*

[Ivolt]

Wait, what? I think it was more of a general consensus.

It was.

After you brought it up.