The Duke Nukem-Out: Damn... I'm looking good!

[Sprung]

I HEARD THE EXPLOSION FROM HERE!!

I made fire

[Slacker Magician]

Nice ninja-edit there. I had a paragraph typed out about how that's a bad idea but decided against posting it, then you went and changed it.

But yeah, considering marrying I suppose, but I wouldn't marry after only two years. Enaged, possibly, but two years is still minuscule in the grand scheme of your life, and marriage is a big decision. Bigger than most people consider it, judging by divorce rates.

I have phenomenal editing skills . It depends on the couple for how quick, and I'm kinda biased since I'm more interested in a serious relationship rather than one for sex.

[Slacker Magician]

I really need some sleep though, so bye all.

[Raype]

If I was with someone for over two years I'd probably consider marrying them .

*is nearing the one year mark*

*is violently opposed to the concept of marriage*

[Milady]

*is nearing the one year mark*

*is violently opposed to the concept of marriage*

Let's ask Sprung what he thinks.

[Sprung]

But they're bristly and itchy. I can understand not wanting to kiss a scrub brush.
...
Which does nothing to contraindicate your claim, actually.

A properly trimmed and layered beard is as soft as the hair on your head.

Novices give beards a bad name.

[Sprung]

Let's ask Sprung what he thinks.

I think I forgot to put on my pants.

[Colamisu]

A properly trimmed and layered beard is as soft as the hair on your head.

Novices give beards a bad name.

Also, conditioner.

[Jazzmarazz]

Its been fun, but I haven't studied at all. Even though I told people I had been for the past 2 hours.
nighty bye all!

[Raype]

A properly trimmed and layered beard is as soft as the hair on your head.

Novices give beards a bad name.

I treat it much the same way I treat my pubes.

With similar results.

Like silk, y'all.

[Sprung]

Also, conditioner.

Unfortunately, my face would explode into a prepubescent teenager if I got anything resembling conditioner near it.

Its been fun, but I haven't studied at all. Even though I told people I had been for the past 2 hours.
nighty bye all!

[Raype]

Unfortunately, my face would explode into a prepubescent teenager if I got anything resembling conditioner near it.

So THAT'S how sprungs reproduce.

So, are we not supposed to feed you guys after midnight?

[Sprung]

So THAT'S how sprungs reproduce.

So, are we not supposed to feed you guys after midnight?

No, you're not supposed to step on our mushroom houses, you mothersmurfer.

[Prude]

*is nearing the one year mark*

*is violently opposed to the concept of marriage*

Oh dear god

[Tassadar]

If I was with someone for over two years I'd probably consider marrying them .

Nice ninja-edit there. I had a paragraph typed out about how that's a bad idea but decided against posting it, then you went and changed it.

But yeah, considering marrying I suppose, but I wouldn't marry after only two years. Enaged, possibly, but two years is still minuscule in the grand scheme of your life, and marriage is a big decision. Bigger than most people consider it, judging by divorce rates.

Honestly* if you are with somebody for say maybe three to four years it is very serious and marriage is really only useful for tax breaks, legal entitlements to children and the like.

Although Common law Marriages do exist.

*Not that I would know a lot in this area but opinions are likes arses, everybody has one