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    Quote Originally Posted by jazzmarazz View Post
    What , You dont remember me posting that My girlfriend and I visited the pet store?
    Well in that case: it ended very badly. I pet the bunny, I thought it was cute, called over gf, she pointed out it was dead...
    Nothing beats the time I went over to an ex's house, where his grandmother proceeded to show me her adorable hamster. She was so excited about him, but since he was sleeping, she didn't want to disturb him overly much.

    That hamster was definitely dead.

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    The only people who dislike full beards are the people who can't grow full beards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colamisu View Post
    The only people who dislike full beards are the people who can't grow full beards.
    But they're bristly and itchy. I can understand not wanting to kiss a scrub brush.
    ...
    Which does nothing to contraindicate your claim, actually.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prude View Post
    nope. That is so sad. You guys still going steady? C:
    Nearly four yrs now.
    Quote Originally Posted by Milady View Post
    Nothing beats the time I went over to an ex's house, where his grandmother proceeded to show me her adorable hamster. She was so excited about him, but since he was sleeping, she didn't want to disturb him overly much.

    That hamster was definitely dead.



    Grammas be wacko.

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    Qu'est-ce que c'est, revwacko?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mistral View Post
    But they're bristly and itchy. I can understand not wanting to kiss a scrub brush.
    ...
    Which does nothing to contraindicate your claim, actually.
    Indeed, I kept that in mind when I made the statement.

    Although, I suppose the argument doesn't always hold for gay men. I'm sure there are some who can grow some damn nice beards but hate facial hair either on their own face or their partner's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jazzmarazz View Post
    Nearly four yrs now.


    Grammas be wacko.
    Four years ?

    Every time I see small rodents I think about how funny it would be to let my cat hunt them, am I a bad person?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mistral View Post
    But they're bristly and itchy. I can understand not wanting to kiss a scrub brush.
    ...
    Which does nothing to contraindicate your claim, actually.
    Or snuggle with one.

    Quote Originally Posted by jazzmarazz View Post
    Nearly four yrs now.


    Grammas be wacko.
    Hey, my boyfriend and I are going on four years, too! Congrats.

    I didn't have the heart to tell her. I just told my ex that he might want to peek in later and see if my suspicions were correct.

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    Qu'est-ce que c'est, revwacko?
    Indeed.

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    If I was with someone for over two years I'd probably consider marrying them .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milady View Post
    Indeed.
    No, seriously, what is it? Reverend wacko? Reverse wacko? I don't think I've ever seen it before aside from you typing it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shardnax View Post
    If I was with someone for over two years I'd probably consider marrying them .
    It costs money and time and effort and such.

    Quote Originally Posted by Colamisu View Post
    No, seriously, what is it? Reverend wacko? Reverse wacko? I don't think I've ever seen it before aside from you typing it.
    Reverse. It's like regular wacko, except it faces to the left and it's blue. At least, I think it's blue.

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    :rev-wacko:

    EDIT: yeah its gone

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milady View Post
    It costs money and time and effort and such.



    Reverse. It's like regular wacko, except it faces to the left and it's blue. At least, I think it's blue.
    I guess , it really depends on where you hold it and just how perfect you want it to be.

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    I'm heading off, goodnight all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shardnax View Post
    If I was with someone for over two years I'd probably consider marrying them .
    Nice ninja-edit there. I had a paragraph typed out about how that's a bad idea but decided against posting it, then you went and changed it.

    But yeah, considering marrying I suppose, but I wouldn't marry after only two years. Enaged, possibly, but two years is still minuscule in the grand scheme of your life, and marriage is a big decision. Bigger than most people consider it, judging by divorce rates.

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    Anyone in the cleavage group that hasn't checked out the boobies thread needs to .

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