The Hang Out: your post count is going backwards!

[Raype]

STD's are a single man's revenge on the one that got away.

"My wife got the house in the divorce"
"What did you get?"
"Gonorrhea."

"My ex gave her new boyfriend my old car. She also gave him my herpes"

Since I've gotten my own computer (and some knowledge form you guys a few years back) I haven't gotten one that I can remember. It's goddamn facebook.

[Corey]

There's only two ways this can end.

Either she rolls over and cries when you're done.

Or she rolls over depressed and states that he was better. And bigger.

Yeah, she did cry. For a good while she cried. Then became a nympho.

[Corey]

Well anyway, it seems to have stopped oddly enough. The scan didn't even get to finish, I really doubt it would have auto removed it even though it does say it found one infection.

[Synthetik]

I have never gotten an STI. Because even I have standards.

VALTREX VALTREX VALTREX

I think I'm going to go do some more side missions. And I refuse to abide by the "New zodiac". I'll always say I'm a Leo and not a Cancer :Len: Later

How do people even get viruses, seriously?

Lowered immune systems, due to AIDS.

[Corey]

Well anyway, it seems to have stopped oddly enough. The scan didn't even get to finish, I really doubt it would have auto removed it even though it does say it found one infection.

Nevermind it just got lazy, still doing it.

[Raype]

Yeah, she did cry. For a good while she cried. Then became a nympho.

Probably trying to get the taste of your dick out of her vag.

[Corey]

Also goddamn BlazBlue. I can't play for shit. I want to play Hazama so bad but even his basic combos are fucking apeshit hard.

[Corey]

Probably trying to get the taste of your dick out of her vag.

My dick is rather sought after I'll have you know.

[Ivolt]

Wait till Spring.

We're all gonna LOL so hard.

[Synthetik]

My dick is rather sought after I'll have you know.

It's all fun and games until bitches start getting pregnant.

[Ivolt]

Bowels.

YOU WILL LEARN.

[Raype]

Wait till Spring.

We're all gonna LOL so hard.

That we are.

And then I main Platinum just because I want to cause as much rage as possible.

Also goddamn BlazBlue. I can't play for shit. I want to play Hazama so bad but even his basic combos are fucking apeshit hard.

Mash D and B. Not that hard.

[Corey]

Bowels.

YOU WILL LEARN.

We should play sometime in the near future.
I can do that damn 18 hit combo with Hazama but only in training, I haven't actually tried it in a real match, I know I won't be able to do it.

[Raype]

Also, you could always start maining Hakumen.

He's so easy even Ivolt can use him.

Then I use Tager, just because I like to watch him rage.

[Corey]

That we are.

And then I main Platinum just because I want to cause as much rage as possible.



Mash D and B. Not that hard.

Platinum? I haven't actually made it far in the story (read not at all) Is she unlockable or something?