The Steve-Out: The Brown Bunny is my movie of the year.

[Synthetik]

How the fuck can you speak if you have disappeared, anyway?

I'm the last one left, of course. I have an arrogant and condescending inner monologue throughout the whole episode about how people are nothing but noisy, smog-producing vermin and how the world would be much better off without them, and that if everyone was gone I would finally have enough time to read my books all day long without interruption.

Which begs the question: who are all of you and how are you speaking? Are you aliens or just figments of my imagination?

[Tanthias]

Good point.

I'm used to it though, and I can ban any one of you any time I like.

Yes, you can. Assuming you don't mind being banned yourself that is

[Mistral]

I'm the last one left, of course. I have an arrogant and condescending inner monologue throughout the whole episode about how people are nothing but noisy, smog-producing vermin and how the world would be much better off without them, and that if everyone was gone I would finally have enough time to read my books all day long without interruption.

Which begs the question: who are all of you and how are you speaking? Are you aliens or just figments of my imagination?

Bots. I'm Alice, and I'm sure Eliza and Parry are hiding somewhere around here, too.

[Evans]

I'm the last one left, of course. I have an arrogant and condescending inner monologue throughout the whole episode about how people are nothing but noisy, smog-producing vermin and how the world would be much better off without them, and that if everyone was gone I would finally have enough time to read my books all day long without interruption.

Which begs the question: who are all of you and how are you speaking? Are you aliens or just figments of my imagination?

I was going to post that "last brain cell" vid from Family Guy, but now that I've watched it, seems a bit... redundant.

[Evans]

Bots. I'm Alice, and I'm sure Eliza and Parry are hiding somewhere around here, too.

Ha! Good times.

[Synthetik]

Why, of course. Some of us form our opinions based on what we hear on the Internet.

Yeah, but being brainwashed into a politically motivated killer via the internet is much cooler.

Bots. I'm Alice, and I'm sure Eliza and Parry are hiding somewhere around here, too.

You're all very intelligent for computer programs.

That reminds me, does anyone know the name of the Google bot you can talk to that remembers past responses from previous users? I can't remember what it was called.

I was going to post that "last brain cell" vid from Family Guy, but now that I've watched it, seems a bit... redundant.

My quota of at least one Family Guy reference per day has been met. Now I can rest easy.

*giant evil cockroach goes here*

[Evans]

And then P_H was the demon?

[Synthetik]

[Tanthias]

Yeah, but being brainwashed into a politically motivated killer via the internet is much cooler.

You're all very intelligent for computer programs.

That reminds me, does anyone know the name of the Google bot you can talk to that remembers past responses from previous users? I can't remember what it was called.



My quota of at least one Family Guy reference per day has been met. Now I can rest easy.

*giant evil cockroach goes here*

Was it cleverbot?

Also..

Wait, what? That doesn't make much sense...

I know his name was Orwell.

[Synthetik]

BRING BACK THE POWER BALLAD, MODERN DAY MUSICIANS

[Synthetik]

Was it cleverbot?

Also..

Yesh, that was him. Or maybe...her?

What's that quote from? Been talking to cleverbot?

[Tanthias]

Yesh, that was him. Or maybe...her?

What's that quote from? Been talking to cleverbot?

You made me curious

Bot: Do you have a income?
T: Perhaps. Do you?
B: I don't know.
T: How do you not know?
B: I'm still cooking.
T: What does that have to do with how you don't know if you have an income?
B: We are talking about Fallout 3. Do not get off subject please.

When did we start talking about FO3?

[Synthetik]

You made me curious

When did we start talking about FO3?

I know, I love trying to convince it that I'm actually cleverbot and it is a real human. It makes me feel like Harrison Ford in Blade Runner.

It was weird though, I was talking to it and it randomly said that it was a gemini too, even though I didn't mention anything about my age or date of birth and I actually am a gemini...

[Tanthias]

I know, I love trying to convince it that I'm actually cleverbot and it is a real human. It makes me feel like Harrison Ford in Blade Runner.

It was weird though, I was talking to it and it randomly said that it was a gemini too, even though I didn't mention anything about my age or date of birth and I actually am a gemini...

Skynet.

And my cleverbot's head imploded:

T: How does it feel to have an imploded head?
B: It feels very body-like. How does it feel to not have a body?

[Synthetik]

Skynet.

And my cleverbot's head imploded:

Reminds of the april fools joke google did (last year I think it was?) where they acted like they were releasing the worlds first A.I. to enhance the search engine and then it "took over" and made it's own blog and wouldn't stop talking about pandas or something.

It's not the smartest bot in the factory, that's for sure.