The Steve-Out: The Brown Bunny is my movie of the year.

[Synthetik]

*violent shooting at political rally*

Well, this is what happens when you promote opposition to COMMUNISM by any means necessary.

Are you talking about my state? Fucking modern day wild west out here, except now all the horses are cars and all the guns are semi-automatic.

Our only notable export is iced tea, and while we may run out of water or tea leaves, we'll never run short of delusional, gun-toting maniacs!

That's not the sort of diet I'd put myself on. I'd waste away on just what the average healthy person eats, let alone that type of skinny bitch diet.

I can't imagine what that's like. I usually have the appetite of an anorexic school girl, and the only diet I've ever been on is the "don't eat for a few days diet." My body is weird.

[Evans]

I tend to avoid most people's posts altogether, actually.
When it's just Ray/Prude/Ivolt/Tan in the hangout I just skip to the last post.

I skim. More so when it's Milady and Meth being all Ray and Prude like.

-
-<3
-You're awesome.
-No, you're awesome.

*shudders*

[Synthetik]

I rarely read anything that's more than 2 lines in the hangout.

And you rarely post more than two sentences, but they never fail to be concise and/or scathing.

I skim. More so when it's Milady and Meth being all Ray and Prude like.

-
-<3
-You're awesome.
-No, you're awesome.

*shudders*

-You log off first.
-No, you log off first!
-Okay, we'll log off at the same time.
-Ready? 1, 2, 3...AHHHHHHH! WHY DIDN'T YOU LOG OFF LOL!?

[Evans]

And you rarely post more than two sentences, but they never fail to be concise and/or scathing.

-You log off first.
-No, you log off first!
-Okay, we'll log off at the same time.
-Ready? 1, 2, 3...AHHHHHHH! WHY DIDN'T YOU LOG OFF LOL!?

I can't wrap my head around the idea of long-winded posts that mean jackshit compared to a sentence that says it all.

Gawd.

[Synthetik]

I can't wrap my head around the idea of long-winded posts that mean jackshit compared to a sentence that says it all.

What can I say, I'm a rambler. I'm gonna be one of those old drunk guys at the bar that never shuts the fuck up, I can already feel it.

[Inferno.]

Ah yes, I ignore their conversations as well.

Fuck I ignore everyones' conversations unless I'm a part of them.

[Evans]

What can I say, I'm a rambler. I'm gonna be one of those old drunk guys at the bar that never shuts the fuck up, I can already feel it.

And I'll just be drunk and alone.

Except older.

[Evans]

Ah yes, I ignore their conversations as well.

Fuck I ignore everyones' conversations unless I'm a part of them.

We never talk about you, we just make fun of you.

[Dr Mario]

Speaking of that shooting, latest info is 6 dead, 6 injured. Rep. Gifford is alive but seriously injured.

I await the usual suspects giving spiels about how this was clearly the work of one deranged loner and absolutely nothing to do with years of rhetoric about eliminating democrats.

[Synthetik]

And I'll just be drunk and alone.

Except older.

Fuck it, companionship is overrated. All I need is my books. Why, if everyone on Earth were to disappear right now life would be perfect.

*glasses fall off of face and break*

That's...that's not fair! There was time now! There was time!

Age is just a number. A number that slowly sucks the life right out of us.

Speaking of that shooting, latest info is 6 dead, 6 injured. Rep. Gifford is alive but seriously injured.

I await the usual suspects giving spiels about how this was clearly the work of one deranged loner and absolutely nothing to do with years of rhetoric about eliminating democrats.

Oh wow. Last I checked there was only two dead. That guy obviously knew how to handle his weapon. Probably helped that it was supposedly fully automatic.

I know right? It's all fun and games until the insinuations become reality, and then it's a great tragedy. What Fox News said last week about how Democrats are ruining the country and deserve to be taken out back and shot? It was satire! People don't actually form their opinions and ideas on what they hear on TV!

[Inferno.]

We never talk about you, we just make fun of you.

Good point.

I'm used to it though, and I can ban any one of you any time I like.

[Evans]

Speaking of that shooting, latest info is 6 dead, 6 injured. Rep. Gifford is alive but seriously injured.

I await the usual suspects giving spiels about how this was clearly the work of one deranged loner and absolutely nothing to do with years of rhetoric about eliminating democrats.

No no no, can't have that. Freedom of speech > * in the States.

Le sigh.

[Evans]

Fuck it, companionship is overrated. All I need is my books. Why, if everyone on Earth were to disappear right now life would be perfect.

*glasses fall off of face and break*

That's...that's not fair! There was time now! There was time!

Age is just a number. A number that slowly sucks the life right out of us.



Oh wow. Last I checked there was only two dead. That guy obviously knew how to handle his weapon. Probably helped that it was supposedly fully automatic. I know right? It's all fun and games until the insinuations become reality, and then it's a great tragedy. What Fox News said last week about how Democrats are ruining the country and deserve to be taken out back and shot? It was satire! People don't actually form their opinions and ideas on what they hear on TV!

How the fuck can you speak if you have disappeared, anyway?

[Evans]

Good point.

I'm used to it though, and I can ban any one of you any time I like.

Uh huh.

[Mistral]

I know right? It's all fun and games until the insinuations become reality, and then it's a great tragedy. What Fox News said last week about how Democrats are ruining the country and deserve to be taken out back and shot? It was satire! People don't actually form their opinions and ideas on what they hear on TV!

Why, of course. Some of us form our opinions based on what we hear on the Internet.