Quote Originally Posted by Drageuth View Post
I'm so glad I was at work when that was being played. I would have probably slit my wrists.
I was too busy sleeping at the time.

I'm a horrible canadian.

Quote Originally Posted by Mistral View Post
Go for the trifecta. "Honestly. After the earthquake left us both trapped in an elevator car together, we just sorta clicked. Then she had a kid nine months later, and the police came by asking why a 12-year old was having a kid, and long story short, I'm going to be too busy to work on the project for a while." Sympathy from the Internets, guaranteed. Well, you'll definitely get something from the Internets, at least...
I will take this under consideration.

By which I mean I'm totally stealing this.