The Wang Out - "Gary Was Here" Edition: lol ash is a loser

[Raype]

YOU JERK
Hey, I drink but these assholes don't. I mean, I hardly do but come onnnnnn it's new years I WANT CHAMPAGNE I'VE NEVER HAD IT
ToO bad I have no friends in Utah I HATE UTAH I HATE IT I HATE IT

Champagne tastes like shit anyway. It's the worst form of wine known to man.

You might as well get your brother loaded then drink a glass of his piss.

It'll probably taste about the same and the piss would probably contain more alcohol.

[Ivolt]

Going to starbucks makes you a rebel. Can you imagine the kind of shit I'd get down there?

Not at all. It's just that chronic alcoholism and the associated feeling of FUCK that goes with it is no laughing matter. Much like a pedophile staying clear of school yards, the healthiest thing for me to do is abstain completely. Then I come home and everyone offers me shitloads of free booze. That I can't touch. Fuck my life.

I love candy bars. We're edgy, son.

Ah. Well, who the fuck said bettering yourself was fun?

[Raype]

I love candy bars. We're edgy, son.

Ah. Well, who the fuck said bettering yourself was fun?

Oh shit, is that dark chocolate? Holy fuck man, that's taking it too far. I think you have a problem.

Obviously not me. I always considered that shit too much work. But then I figured "why not". And gave it a shot. And now I realize I was right.

[Colamisu]

Oh shit, is that dark chocolate? Holy fuck man, that's taking it too far. I think you have a problem.

HAHA, I GET IT. A black person joke. Because Ivolt is black. Wait, what?

[Raype]

HAHA, I GET IT. A black person joke. Because Ivolt is black. Wait, what?

Actually I consumed some dark chocolate earlier. This joke had absolutely zero racial undertones, for once.

But it's odd that you've seen that.

Obviously this means one very important thing:

You want to have sex with your mother.

[Drageuth]

HAHA, I GET IT. A black person joke. Because Ivolt is black. Wait, what?

Colamisu doesn't care about black people.

See that? A four-year old pop culture joke.

Obviously not me. I always considered that shit too much work. But then I figured "why not". And gave it a shot. And now I realize I was right.

Drinking can be fun in the right setting. I don't like getting hammered that often, but I enjoy the occasional drink to unwind, or when hanging out with a group of close friends. Usually I have one or two and then switch to something else. But again, it all depends on the person. I despise those people that get hammered every weekend just because "ZOMG DRUNKIN SO KEWLZ!!"#PO"

[Colamisu]

Colamisu doesn't care about black people.

See that? A four-year old pop culture joke.

I do too. I voted for Jimmy MacMillan, Rent Is Too Damn High Party.

[Drageuth]

I do too. I voted for Jimmy MacMillan, Rent Is Too Damn High Party.

That's a pretty damn good party.

[Ivolt]

Actually I consumed some dark chocolate earlier. This joke had absolutely zero racial undertones, for once.

But it's odd that you've seen that.

Obviously this means one very important thing:

You want to have sex with your mother.

This reminds me:

That Ultima game that takes place on Mars is fucking awesome.

Because of FREUDDDDDDDD

[Raype]

They all have their clothes on.

It's not a good party.

Pass.

[Drageuth]

SO FUCKING BORED

[deadlegion]

Less than 5 hours of 2010 left

[Corey]

They all have their clothes on.

It's not a good party.

Pass.

This.

[Drageuth]

Less than 5 hours of 2010 left

Less than 23.5 hours of 2010 left.

[Russ]

About 7500 hours till 2012.