The Wang Out - "Gary Was Here" Edition: lol ash is a loser

[Milady]

Gosh :c My brother just left and didn't take me with him. And I lost my phone so I can't call my friends. I just send them frantic facebook messages. god this sucks.
You're sick too? that sucks I'm still a little sick but no where near as sick as I was. That's nice. no need to worry about food then.

My boyfriend's at work, as he usually is. My phone isn't working, not that I'd use it to call anyone anyway.

Yeah, it's nothing serious. My throat hurts and I would be willing to bet money that I have a fever, though I don't have a thermometer to actually assess my temperature with any sort of precision.

I'm not hungry yet, but I'm expecting that I will be. We don't have anything to eat, though. My boyfriend picked up something for dinner on the 24th, but nothing else, so we didn't have anything yesterday either. I suppose it's good I'm a little sick, or else I'd be starving.

So many presents to send out~ Milady is so busy~

First I need to drag myself out of bed and such.

Uh, well.. not necessarily. I'm planning to jailbreak it, but apparently the only jailbreaks out at the moment for 4th gen iTouch are tethered, which means that the jailbreak deactivates every time the thing turns off or the battery dies. Thus, I'd have to redo it. Repeatedly.

That's silly. I laugh at you.





<3

[Synthetik]

G'NIGHT, GARY.

GOODNIGHT DRAGON!

[Ivolt]

Snow.

Shovel.

Whores.

SUMMON THE WHORES

[Milady]

Silly Milady, haven't you learned that I only appear when I'm not needed by now?

Ah yes, I forgot.

In any case, no worries, I'll start being productive around again here soon enough.

[Milady]

Also, Cola is so mean to me. So I guess I'm leaving.

/offtomakebedwatersnakethingsofthatnature

[Prude]

I didn't get a present, Prude...

Or, at least, I'm aware of.

Oh~ I'll give you one.

[Inferno.]

New email and MSN account created.

[Synthetik]

Ah yes, I forgot.

In any case, no worries, I'll start being productive around again here soon enough.

Eh, I've hardly been as productive as I should be, so I can't really say I've done any better.

Also, Cola is so mean to me. So I guess I'm leaving.

/offtomakebedwatersnakethingsofthatnature

Bai bai.

[Dr Mario]

Productivity is overrated.

[Synthetik]

Productivity is overrated.

Indeed it is. Especially when there's 14 pages of unindexed PSP games.

[Drageuth]

WHY AM I AWAKE?!

[Dr Mario]

BECAUSE YOUR ALCOHOL INTAKE IS INSUFFICIENT!

Why am I SHOUTING?

[Drageuth]

Because Your Alcohol Intake Is Insufficient.

THIS!

I TOTALLY WANT TO SET UP MY TV RIGHT NOW BUT MY BUDDY IS SLEEPING OFF HIS BOOZE IN MY SON'S ROOM!

[Drageuth]

BECAUSE YOUR ALCOHOL INTAKE IS INSUFFICIENT!

Why am I SHOUTING?

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

STOP YELLING AT ME

[Stark]

I was going to buy more alcohol, but didn't in the end.