Quote Originally Posted by Prude View Post
Jesus peanut butter and jelly. lol
Another of Jesus' fine creations.

Also, strangely enough, Jesus invented abortion. Not many people know that.
Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
At the Last 4 PM Breakfast, Gamer Jesus and his 12 teammates ate poptarts and drank mountain dew.

Apparently gamer jesus ate so much of both he became a walking pile of poptart that bled mountain dew.

Probably explains why he was banned by Pw/\/t10|_|s P1r@+3
And that is why we praise his name and pray for him to guide our crosshairs and deliver us unto victory. For on the 3rd day of his IP ban he proxied up in that bitch and griefed the server for like 5 hours with his 1337 hax, and his clan rejoiced.

Praise be to gamer jesus.