The Wang Out - "Gary Was Here" Edition: lol ash is a loser

[Raype]

Lol. I love you. "I HATE BABBIES"
But they are kind of cute if they look just like you, right? NO
I'm seriously not going to have kids like, ever. I'm much too lazy. I was feeding my nephew this morning. I'm just like "really? why you just eat the whole thing right now instead of taking little bites? Come on this is taking like an hour"

You went off on me at one point because I said I didn't really want kids.

Then you managed to move me into "maybe" territory with a constant line of nagging and bribery.

And now I see this.

Make up your damned mind, woman.

[Fer!]

I'm pretty sure Vanilla Coke could impregnate a woman too, if she drank it with her vagina.

Diet Coke spawns.

[Elmdor Rizer]

I would raise that child as my own.

[Elmdor Rizer]

ALSO, hello Synth. We've never had a chance to get to know each other properly.

I'm gonna give you a cool nickname, so it'll seem like we're friends. Gary, to be more precise.

[Raype]

Diet Coke spawns.

Sprite is for queers, real men drink 7-up.

Also, I only drink obscure sodas. Like this cream soda Big 8. Not that you've ever heard of it.

[Synthetik]

Diet Coke spawns.

AIN'T NO WAY IN HELL MY SON IS GONNA BE ARTIFICIALLY SWEETENED.

I would raise that child as my own.

All of their blood would probably be replaced by vanilla coke. At the very least they would pee it out.

[Elmdor Rizer]

AIN'T NO WAY IN HELL MY SON IS GONNA BE ARTIFICIALLY SWEETENED.

All of their blood would probably be replaced by vanilla coke. At the very least they would pee it out.

Drinking your child's piss seems to raise a lot of questions...

[Synthetik]

ALSO, hello Synth. We've never had a chance to get to know each other properly.

I'm gonna give you a cool nickname, so it'll seem like we're friends. Gary, to be more precise.

Hello Elmdor! You know, I've always wished my name was Gary.

Okay. I'm going to call you...Dragon.

Drinking your child's piss seems to raise a lot of questions...

People might stare, but they would understand once you explained to them that your child's father was a can of vanilla coke. I mean, as long you made them pee into a cup before you drank it, at least.

[Elmdor Rizer]

Dragon and Gary, sitting in a tree. K I S S I N G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Gary with a baby carriage.

It was all vanilla coke's doing.

[Synthetik]

Dragon and Gary, sitting in a tree. K I S S I N G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Gary with a baby carriage.

It was all vanilla coke's doing.

I'm telling teacher!

Sure, everyone's always blaming it on the coke.

[Elmdor Rizer]

Personally I blame reality TV. It destroyed my innocent mind.

[Synthetik]

Fuck yeah Gary edition!

Reality TV has raped the minds of a generation. Why, it tricked me into thinking I could win money for surviving on a tropical island or racing across foreign lands against teams of midget and lesbian couples.

As it turns out you can't really win money for those kind of things in reality.

[MasterOfGravity]

Merry christmas dude and dudettes. It's cold as shit


EDIT: THE FUCK?

Need to do some modifications here I see

[Synthetik]

Merry christmas dude and dudettes. It's cold as shit


EDIT: THE FUCK?

Need to do some modifications here I see

Merry Christmas to you too!

Yeah, there was a huge rollback, so your account is how it used to be back in late 2007. My account...I CAN'T SAY IT. IT'S TOO PAINFUL.

[screwed]

Dont Hassle the Hoff