The Wang Out - "Gary Was Here" Edition: lol ash is a loser

[Inferno.]

Thanks. I'm tired as shit but preparing to go do family stuff in a little bit. Good thing there's Mountain Dew.

I've still never had Mountain Dew.

[Synthetik]

I've still never had Mountain Dew.

It's pretty good, although I drink it a lot. It's really sweet though, so if you dislike sweet things you might not like it.

[Inferno.]

It's pretty good, although I drink it a lot. It's really sweet though, so if you dislike sweet things you might not like it.

I FUCKING LOVE SWEET THINGS.

Especially Dr Pepper.

[Synthetik]

I FUCKING LOVE SWEET THINGS.

Especially Dr Pepper.

Me too. You would probably like Mountain Dew then. But be warned, it's like crack once you start drinking it regularly.

[Inferno.]

Me too. You would probably like Mountain Dew then. But be warned, it's like crack once you start drinking it regularly.

I need to find somewhere selling it.

[Synthetik]

I need to find somewhere selling it.

They don't sell it over there? Weird...you'd think if they had Pepsi they would have it... Special order that shit. Seriously, I've seen people over here buy like hundreds of cans of the special edition Mountain Dew to stock up on it because they were only selling it for a limited time.

[Prude]

I've still never had Mountain Dew.

Ugh don't I hate the stuff

[Raype]

But then how can we do the dew while I do you?

[Prude]

ew no.

[Synthetik]

Ugh don't I hate the stuff

BLASPHEMY

But then how can we do the dew while I do you?

On top of the dew covered mountains, of course. The way it was before Jesus invented Mountain Dew.

[Raype]

What, is sex with me that disgusting a concept?

I'm not the one with the jelly rolls.

[Inferno.]

I remember blue Pepsi. My local super market on the way to school were selling it off, 2 litres for like 50p each. We all used to get like 2 bottles a day, we were all fucking going crazy buzzing off our tits due to all the e-numbers in it.

Good times.

[Prude]

What, is sex with me that disgusting a concept?

I'm not the one with the jelly rolls.

oh? then who is this?

[Prude]

BLASPHEMY

On top of the dew covered mountains, of course. The way it was before Jesus invented Mountain Dew.

Jesus peanut butter and jelly. lol

[Raype]

BLASPHEMY

On top of the dew covered mountains, of course. The way it was before Jesus invented Mountain Dew.

At the Last 4 PM Breakfast, Gamer Jesus and his 12 teammates ate poptarts and drank mountain dew.

Apparently gamer jesus ate so much of both he became a walking pile of poptart that bled mountain dew.

Probably explains why he was banned by Pw/\/t10|_|s P1r@+3