The Hangout: EP is back and running in bullet time!

[_M_]

It's 5.

That's hardly early

Oh yeah the whole daylight savings thing. Arizona has it's own time zone. We're bad ass.

You don't got nothing!

Don't make me abuse my power. Oh wait, I'm going to anyways.

up postal worker?

No. Summer is when I start school. Then academy. Then detective. Then Fed. Hopefully.

[_M_]

Gotta pick up my niece.

/bbs

[Raype]

I shall mount Elin

[Elin]

So, playing NetHack again, because I seem to hate myself.

I'm going to make a Knight, because they start out with ponies.
And I'll shall name him Elin. Then, I shall mount Elin, ride him down the stairs, remember that you're not supposed to do that, and be hit for 20 damage by the combination of a horse's weight and falling down the stairs. This will kill me instantly. Again.

Let this be a lesson to you: attempting to mount me leads to naught but misfortune.

...

You'd better take note too, Ray.

Yay, I get to be a pony~ ^^;

[Raype]

Gotta pick up my niece.

/bbs

Wow, Arizona really does have incest...

[Ivolt]

I knew that would be the part that stood out to you.

It's because he's a vegetarian. Like horses.

You know, maybe I should make him a unicorn instead...

[Raype]

Let this be a lesson to you: attempting to mount me leads to naught but misfortune.

...

You'd better take note too, Ray.

I'M A PONY! ^^;

The only stairs we'll have to deal with when I mount you come from the other people on the bus.

[Tanthias]

Back...

So Ivolt is going to be crushed by a horse because he wants to try to mount Elin. What is Ray going to be crushed by?

[Elin]

I hear if you play "Giant enemy crab" backwards you hear "fuck ed bad".

Maybe it's a conspiracy

I'm fighting back through a combination of embittered underground resistance and pirating a bunch of games for my PSP.

...

Mostly the latter, really.

[Raype]

I knew that would be the part that stood out to you.

It's because he's a vegetarian. Like horses.

You know, maybe I should make him a unicorn instead...

Will the unicorn be used to attempt goring people with its horn?

If so, that's more of a "ray" thing...

[Ivolt]

Back...

So Ivolt is going to be crushed by a horse because he wants to try to mount Elin. What is Ray going to be crushed by?

No, Elin is the horse. Keep your facts straight.

Boulders, he'll be the incubus that gets crushed by boulders.

[Tanthias]

I'm fighting back through a combination of embittered underground resistance and pirating a bunch of games for my PSP.

...

Mostly the latter, really.

I'll join your underground resistance to help you fight back!

[Ivolt]

Will the unicorn be used to attempt goring people with its horn?

If so, that's more of a "ray" thing...

Worse case scenario, if you die, I eat your corpse and take your horn and wield it as a weapon as well as a tool that cures sickness. Or revive you. Depends on how you die.

[Tanthias]

No, Elin is the horse. Keep your facts straight.

Boulders, he'll be the incubus that gets crushed by boulders.

You'll still be crushed by a horse for trying to mount Elin. It doesn't change the facts if Elin is the horse that crushes you (other than he'll probably feel really bad afterwards...).

[Raype]

No, Elin is the horse. Keep your facts straight.

Boulders, he'll be the incubus that gets crushed by boulders.

I just want to inject you with my essence.

Is that too much to ask?