The Hangout: I like Chopin Brokoly.

[Ivolt]

But only America thinks it's fucked up.

I mean, "OH GOD NOT A BOOB ON TV BURN THE WITCHES HEY LOOK 1000 PEOPLE GET SHOT IN THIS MOVIE ITS SO COOL AMERICA FUCK YEAH".

I probably only think it's messed up because I own and have read the book.

[Evans]

Quite the explosive ending, wouldn't you say?

HAHAHAHAHA...

aww, I made myself sad.

You planted that one, didn't you?

Just don't tear me a new one.

Literally.

Promise, I won't cry this time.

GGPO, you fool!

MBAC.

Nope, just one. I think he wanted me to stop talking.

Oh no, I'm sure you have lots of interesting things to say, but you shouldn't talk with a mouthful.

Gnaw.

[Deach]

Ah. That would explain the kid being assraped.

In America, men come home from a long day at the mines to their wives and a hot meal.

In Iraq, terrorists come home from failed suicide bomber attempts to their sons and commence to fuck them anally until the bombs get fused properly.

Unless it's 9/11. I'd say that was pretty successful.

[_M_]

But only America thinks it's fucked up.

I mean, "OH GOD NOT A BOOB ON TV BURN THE WITCHES HEY LOOK 1000 PEOPLE GET SHOT IN THIS MOVIE ITS SO COOL AMERICA FUCK YEAH".

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!!

[Raype]

Ah. That would explain the kid being assraped.

In America, men come home from a long day at the mines to their wives and a hot meal.

In Iraq, terrorists come home from failed suicide bomber attempts to their sons and commence to fuck them anally until the bombs get fused properly.

Not really.

Normally they come home to a reheated meal because their wife is boning the neighbor.

Or his kid.

Or the mailman.

or...

Remind me to be careful about what holes I choose in Canada.

Beavers have teeth.

[Ivolt]

Ah. That would explain the kid being assraped.

In America, men come home from a long day at the mines to their wives and a hot meal.

In Iraq, terrorists come home from failed suicide bomber attempts to their sons and commence to fuck them anally until the bombs get fused properly.

Just. Stop. Breathing.

[Evans]

Cannibal Holocaust, now there's film I don't want to see.

What a terribly boring movie.

[Bunneh]

Unless it's 9/11. I'd say that was pretty successful.

Yeah, but they were all flying the plane in shifts while the others cycled out from the pilot's seat to the laptop and WiFi in the back so they could jack off to kiddie porn of little boys in towels.

EDIT:

Just. Stop. Breathing.

Hmm...can I stop caring about your comments instead?

Oh, wait...I already did. Disregard, in that instance.

[Ivolt]

Ah. That would explain the kid being assraped.

In America, men come home from a long day at the mines to their wives and a hot meal.

In Iraq, terrorists come home from failed suicide bomber attempts to their sons and commence to fuck them anally until the bombs get fused properly.

HAHAHAHA, now I find humor in it.
HAHAHAHAHA.

[Evans]

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!!

I like the sex scene.

[Ivolt]

I like the sex scene.

You're Evans, so it's a given.

[Raype]

You planted that one, didn't you?

Yes, but it was quite hot. I had to wear oven mitts. Pig shaped ones.

Promise, I won't cry this time.

But you always cry.

MBAC.

GGPO

Oh no, I'm sure you have lots of interesting things to say, but you shouldn't talk with a mouthful.

MRRPH?

[Deach]

I like the sex scene.

i'd be screen capping and posting if i had it T_T

[_M_]

I like the sex scene.

Who doesn't? I rubbed a couple out.

[Dr Mario]

Yeah, but they were all flying the plane in shifts while the others cycled out from the pilot's seat to the laptop and WiFi in the back so they could jack off to kiddie porn of little boys in towels.

Is your sense of humour really that weak or are you just that damn stupid?