The Banout: LOL BYE CHEEZY

[Elin]

Good to hear. Good to hear.
*surprised I remembered the name of my green pelican friend that I last saw at the age of 1*

*looks at clock again*

Well, it's about 8:30 AM... I guess I should take Elin's advice. Night guys (and girls, if any are on).

Night night, Tanthias.

[Dr Mario]

You're definitely not an authority until you stop writing "no-one".

It's a legitimate variation and I stand by my idiosyncrasies.

[Elmdor Rizer]

Hun, Ed, Freddie, Hypson. ^__^ Fuck, I write hypson 99% of the time, I think I'll just calling you that instead.

So, I'll go back the post office jerks tomorrow. Fun!

[Elin]

I refuse to believe that your writing could be bad.

But it is. Even if Danny says otherwise~ I write about a very limited range of topics, and do so rather badly. My grasp of grammar is pretty shaky, and my characterisation is hideous, since I don't like being nasty, even in fiction, and everyone ends up being far too sweet.

Sorry for the slow replies, I'm trying to edit together a collage for the guess the game thread.

[Elin]

Hun, Ed, Freddie, Hypson. ^__^ Fuck, I write hypson 99% of the time, I think I'll just calling you that instead.

So, I'll go back the post office jerks tomorrow. Fun!

Elmdor. 'Hypson' sounds like a second name. And a rather cool one. James Hypson.

Bleeeh. At least you're getting paid, I s'pose. Good luck~

[Raype]

I don't hold with the whole 'no sleeping' thing.

The last time I went longterm without sleep, I found myself conversing with a neon-green pelican named Jonathan.

At least it wasn't a panda person named Jonathan, otherwise you'd need help.

Quite well.

He has a high-paying job representing my subconcious in legal matters.

Can I get his number?

I have some legal issues.

Apparently I've been keeping sex slaves.

A lot of them.

Also, rape.

And a few murders.

[Dr Mario]

But it is. Even if Danny says otherwise~ I write about a very limited range of topics, and do so rather badly. My grasp of grammar is pretty shaky, and my characterisation is hideous, since I don't like being nasty, even in fiction, and everyone ends up being far too sweet.

Congratulations. By understanding that your craft is not perfect, you have already achieved a level that 90% never will.

[Elmdor Rizer]

Elmdor. 'Hypson' sounds like a second name. And a rather cool one. James Hypson.

Bleeeh. At least you're getting paid, I s'pose. Good luck~

Oh, I like working there, but they're still jerks.

I, too, like Ed's writing but I should re-read before commenting further...

[Evans]

Hun, Ed, Freddie, Hypson. ^__^ Fuck, I write hypson 99% of the time, I think I'll just calling you that instead.

So, I'll go back the post office jerks tomorrow. Fun!

But it is. Even if Danny says otherwise~ I write about a very limited range of topics, and do so rather badly. My grasp of grammar is pretty shaky, and my characterisation is hideous, since I don't like being nasty, even in fiction, and everyone ends up being far too sweet.

Sorry for the slow replies, I'm trying to edit together a collage for the guess the game thread.

No, you do it well. I wouldn't say it's good if it weren't. It's not because I like you that I say I like what you write. If it were crap, trust me, you'd know.

[Raype]

No, you do it well. I wouldn't say it's good if it weren't�*.

[Evans]

I know, I fixed it.

Oh, innuendo.

Hahaha.

[Elin]

Congratulations. By understanding that your craft is not perfect, you have already achieved a level that 90% never will.

True. But I think any really talented writer will have the sense to realise something as simple as that. So that alone only makes me a decent amateur, at best. ^_~

[Dr Mario]

Can I get his number?

I have some legal issues.

Apparently I've been keeping sex slaves.

A lot of them.

Also, rape.

And a few murders.

I'll let him know. He might enjoy working on such a clean-cut case for once.

You know he lies in the bedroom like he never would in the hangout.

[Elin]

So that alone only makes me a decent amateur, at best. ^_~

...although having been published technically makes me semi-professional? ; I don't know how these things work. I just know I still read published writing with a kind of wide-eyed awe. And just feel weird trying to view my own in the same light. Everything I see published seems so deliberate and intentional. Every word seems to have been so carefully slotted into place.

For me stuff like that is so accidental. I don't really think about any of it, but still just write like I did when I was about five. It sometimes yields good results, but I feel as if I'd almost have to relearn writing as a craft if I wanted to really get anywhere serious with it.

[Evans]

I'll let him know. He might enjoy working on such a clean-cut case for once.



You know he lies in the bedroom like he never would in the hangout.

Depends on what you mean.