Quote Originally Posted by Hypnos View Post
I don't hold with the whole 'no sleeping' thing.

The last time I went longterm without sleep, I found myself conversing with a neon-green pelican named Jonathan.
At least it wasn't a panda person named Jonathan, otherwise you'd need help.

Quote Originally Posted by Hypnos View Post
Quite well.

He has a high-paying job representing my subconcious in legal matters.
Can I get his number?

I have some legal issues.

Apparently I've been keeping sex slaves.

A lot of them.

Also, rape.

And a few murders.