The Banout: LOL BYE CHEEZY

[Panda Man]

I played Planescape: Torment.

WHY DON"T I GET A MAP? HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHERE I"M GOING? I LOSE MY MEMORY EVERY TIME I DIE! I DON"T KNOW SHIT! WHERE IS MY JOURNAL?! WHY IS EVERYONE ATTACKING ME? DIE! DAMMIT, I"M DEAD!

How I spent my time.

You suck. Skinner is going to rip off your left nut.

[_M_]

Skinner is going to rip off your left nut.

Both of them?

[Raype]

I'M GONNA BURN THAT FUKIN PS4.

I needz showerz.
/bbl

COMING SOON: XBOX XST, IT WILL RAPE YOUR FAMILY.

[Panda Man]

And their steaks suck my shit.

Pics or BS

[Ivolt]

They stole everything.

Even your name.





Nice.

I actually changed my class to thief a while ago.
Apparently, half the inhabitants were trying to rob me.
I caught them though, and it's a good way to get XP.

I really should burn the game to CDs...

[Raype]

You just figure that out genius?

Shit the highest priced food we have is an El Paso. And their steaks suck my shit.

Hey, for a price that high, it damn well better pleasure your anus orally.

You suck. Skinner is going to rip off your left nut.

Both of them?

Two left nuts?

So you're the one who got my left nut!

GIVE IT BACK!

[Ivolt]

You just figure that out genius?

[_M_]

Pics or BS

They do suck shit, that's why they taste so bad.

Server: "Uh we're a steak house but we're known for our ribs. Try our ribs."

Fuckin asshole. I should've listened. I got more flavor out of my napkin than my steak.

[Raype]

I actually changed my class to thief a while ago.
Apparently, half the inhabitants were trying to rob me.
I caught them though, and it's a good way to get XP.

I really should burn the game to CDs...

Don't worry, I'm sure the other half was just plotting something bigger than taking your golds. Like eating your soul.

DO IT.

[Raype]

Fuckin asshole.

You have my attention.

[_M_]

What should I eat after the optometrist appointment?

I'm thinking French.

Le Wendy's? Jacque in le Box?

How about BK Steak House?

Choices.

That's not french!

Exactly

[Raype]

Exactly

[Ivolt]

Exactly

So you honestly missed the sarcasm in his post?

[Ivolt]

Don't worry, I'm sure the other half was just plotting something bigger than taking your golds. Like eating your soul.

DO IT.

I'm going to start over.

I should redo his stats anyway.

[_M_]

So you honestly missed the sarcasm in his post?

Yes, yes I did. Selective interpretation.