Doesn't matter. Getting penis cut = uncool.Originally Posted by Michael
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Doesn't matter. Getting penis cut = uncool.
Last edited by polobunny; 1st-March-2008 at 03:19. Reason: ullullululu forgot word
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What bird?
Cookie Thief
PIE!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Culise
What's so difficult? You have one God. Only He's not really just One God, but Three. You have the Pope, who leads the Church. This is a person, who is elected by people (the College of Cardinals), and is subject to all the frailties of being a person. Except when he (and it is a he by convention) is speaking ex cathedra, in which case he's completely and absolutely correct in a manner that means he cannot possibly be or become incorrect. And this was implemented retroactively from a century ago, so not only did you have all of these people from the Second Laterean on, but all the Popes in the past retroactively became infallible. Except the ones who weren't really Popes, because they were anti-Popes. Oh, and he's only infallible if a handful of very specific conditions come true just right and he's talking about the proper subjects. And then you have Communion, when you eat bread and wine, which symbolically represents the Body and Blood of Christ. Except, when you actuallly eat it, it isn't just symbolic, but it literally becomes the Body and Blood of Christ. Except for to the people who say it doesn't "literally become," strictly speaking, but the spirit of the Body and Blood still literally arrives directly and exists alongside that of the bread and blood...err, wine.
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Well, at least they aren't Calvinists.
?But what about the bird?
Crash and burn.
Its gods thried transformation.
After becoming the son he turns into a bird or a ghost or some other totally unbelievable shit.
You've just been marked!
G'night everyone.
polo, good luck with her.
~
Sounds about right, in a fucked up, nonsensical way.What's so difficult? You have one God. Only He's not really just One God, but Three. You have the Pope, who leads the Church. This is a person, who is elected by people (the College of Cardinals), and is subject to all the frailties of being a person. Except when he (and it is a he by convention) is speaking ex cathedra, in which case he's completely and absolutely correct in a manner that means he cannot possibly be or become incorrect. And this was implemented retroactively from a century ago, so not only did you have all of these people from the Second Laterean on, but all the Popes in the past retroactively became infallible. Except the ones who weren't really Popes, because they were anti-Popes. Oh, and he's only infallible if a handful of very specific conditions come true just right and he's talking about the proper subjects. And then you have Communion, when you eat bread and wine, which symbolically represents the Body and Blood of Christ. Except, when you actuallly eat it, it isn't just symbolic, but it literally becomes the Body and Blood of Christ. Except for to the people who say it doesn't "literally become," strictly speaking, but the spirit of the Body and Blood still literally arrives directly and exists alongside that of the bread and blood...err, wine.
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Um...well...at least they aren't Calvinists?
Death before Dishonor
I'll play metal really loud when Jehovahs come to the door. That or I'll open the door and slam it.
Death before Dishonor
Night Mikey.G'night everyone.
polo, good luck with her.
Banned
Terence Trent D'Arby - Wishing Well
Cookie Thief
Bah she stopped now, so maybe she realized it's REALLY over or she's planning something.G'night everyone.
polo, good luck with her.
'night!
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I once took their pamphlets and whatever, tore them up in their faces, walked pass them outside, and threw it all away.My grandpa used to tell them "Okay, here's the deal. I'll listen to what you have to say, then you'll listen to what I have to say."
They never stuck around.
"Thank you, come again~"
They did not.
Crash and burn.
Gonna break into your house and watch you sleep....
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Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
Shouldn't have poured hot butter on her cooter.
You've just been marked!
Banned
Why doesn't this "Lindsey Buckingham" sound like a woman?
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