up, down, up, down, left, right, left, right, wallop the fuck out of her, startOriginally Posted by Dinosaurman
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up, down, up, down, left, right, left, right, wallop the fuck out of her, start
Cookie Thief
That's something else. Guy has to apologize always, else the bitch cuts your penis off or something. I've read about something like that in a newspaper, guy from Vegas. Didn't look funny anymore.Followed up by an apology from the other person making sense, assuming it's a guy.
You've just been marked!
Or shake the shit out of them.
Hope and Fate
What's so difficult? You have one God. Only He's not really just One God, but Three. You have the Pope, who leads the Church. This is a person, who is elected by people (the College of Cardinals), and is subject to all the frailties of being a person. Except when he (and it is a he by convention) is speaking ex cathedra, in which case he's completely and absolutely correct in a manner that means he cannot possibly be or become incorrect. And this was implemented retroactively from a century ago, so not only did you have all of these people from the Second Laterean on, but all the Popes in the past retroactively became infallible. Except the ones who weren't really Popes, because they were anti-Popes. Oh, and he's only infallible if a handful of very specific conditions come true just right and he's talking about the proper subjects. And then you have Communion, when you eat bread and wine, which symbolically represents the Body and Blood of Christ. Except, when you actuallly eat it, it isn't just symbolic, but it literally becomes the Body and Blood of Christ. Except for to the people who say it doesn't "literally become," strictly speaking, but the spirit of the Body and Blood still literally arrives directly and exists alongside that of the bread and blood...err, wine.
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Um...well...at least they aren't Calvinists?
Banned
Yeah, so I just googled for the lyrics.
Apparently, the heart of rock n roll isn't In Cleveland, but it's Still Beatin'.
I HAVE BEEN LIED TO MY ENTIRE LIFE
Cookie Thief
That's select, eh?
Crash and burn.
Repworthy.
You would like my lil bruv.
He told my Father in law that as much as white Americans hate arabs,
they sure love worshipping one/
Also one time a jehovas witnees came to the door.
He was like
"Sorry mate aint got time,
Im fucking my neighbours wife in the arse and he'll be home any minuite"
You've just been marked!
Wayne Bobbitt?That's something else. Guy has to apologize always, else the bitch cuts your penis off or something. I've read about something like that in a newspaper, guy from Vegas. Didn't look funny anymore.
Cookie Thief
Good sir... TLDR.What's so difficult? You have one God. Only He's not really just One God, but Three. You have the Pope, who leads the Church. This is a person, who is elected by people (the College of Cardinals), and is subject to all the frailties of being a person. Except when he (and it is a he by convention) is speaking ex cathedra, in which case he's completely and absolutely correct in a manner that means he cannot possibly be or become incorrect. And this was implemented retroactively from a century ago, so not only did you have all of these people from the Second Laterean on, but all the Popes in the past retroactively became infallible. Except the ones who weren't really Popes, because they were anti-Popes. Oh, and he's only infallible if a handful of very specific conditions come true just right and he's talking about the proper subjects. And then you have Communion, when you eat bread and wine, which symbolically represents the Body and Blood of Christ. Except, when you actuallly eat it, it isn't just symbolic, but it literally becomes the Body and Blood of Christ. Except for to the people who say it doesn't "literally become," strictly speaking, but the spirit of the Body and Blood still literally arrives directly and exists alongside that of the bread and blood...err, wine.
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Well, at least they aren't Calvinists.
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You know it, you can't hurt me. I'm cutesy as fuck and I can hit you with a rolled-up newspaper, just like mom used to. /meanYeah you're right, not that I actually expect you to feel bad. :/
It was funnier in my head.
Cookie Thief
John.
Death before Dishonor
Fish is good. My dad put some on the barbe, along with garlic/butter salmon. Add limon and it was all good in the hood.
No Ocean?
You've just been marked!
Yes. /slap2me
Banned
My grandpa used to tell them "Okay, here's the deal. I'll listen to what you have to say, then you'll listen to what I have to say."
They never stuck around.
Crash and burn.
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Originally Posted by Culise
What's so difficult? You have one God. Only He's not really just One God, but Three. You have the Pope, who leads the Church. This is a person, who is elected by people (the College of Cardinals), and is subject to all the frailties of being a person. Except when he (and it is a he by convention) is speaking ex cathedra, in which case he's completely and absolutely correct in a manner that means he cannot possibly be or become incorrect. And this was implemented retroactively from a century ago, so not only did you have all of these people from the Second Laterean on, but all the Popes in the past retroactively became infallible. Except the ones who weren't really Popes, because they were anti-Popes. Oh, and he's only infallible if a handful of very specific conditions come true just right and he's talking about the proper subjects. And then you have Communion, when you eat bread and wine, which symbolically represents the Body and Blood of Christ. Except, when you actuallly eat it, it isn't just symbolic, but it literally becomes the Body and Blood of Christ. Except for to the people who say it doesn't "literally become," strictly speaking, but the spirit of the Body and Blood still literally arrives directly and exists alongside that of the bread and blood...err, wine.
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Well, at least they aren't Calvinists.
?But what about the bird?
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