Should've said she looked like a stripper.Originally Posted by Evans
When I got those cysts removed, the doctor said "You remind me of a teacher...", to which I replied "Great, not even 15 seconds in and I'm already getting insulted. Yeah, well, you look like a doctor."
She glared at me, laughed, then put a knife in my head.
Then tried to stick a 20 down her shirt.
It works on nurses anyway...
Soccer? I nearly killed her!English football jokes.
Now I'm betting he will do one about how ugly Tevez/Rooney are.
