The Hangout: Panda doesn't T$#@^! *Mikey dies a slow painful death*

[Fer!]

Dude, eggs and wienies in the morning. Don't like eggs? Weight control oatmeal, with low carb bread (find it in walmart), 3 hours later have an apple and peanut butter (good carbs and protein, can't beat it), 3 hours later have a nice big sandwich with low carb or whole grain bread with lots of sandwich meat in there, with mayonnaise and lettuce and tomatoes etc. don't like veggies, doesn't matter, have just bread and meat. You need Omega 3, 6, and 9 fats, which are found in mayo, to flush out bad fats. So go to walmart get Omega 3 pills, also known as fish oil and take 2 with a meal 3 times a day, 3 hours later, same thing another fruit, not bananas or mangos, those are the bad fruits, alot of fruit, 3 hours later, a big piece of meat. Then sleep. Need ice cream or something, there is Blue Ribbon ice cream with no added sugar but sweetened with splenda, it's delishum, i promise, I'm fat, I know tastey when I taste it. Take 2 Vitamin B complex pills at breakfast and lunch. It speeds up metabolism and energy.

That or you can't eat plain oatmeal in the morning with splenda for flavor, then tuna, tuna, tuna, tuna, then chicken for a couple weeks. It's what I did.

SEMPER FI SOLDIER!

[Raype]

Well, people have been comparing feeling me up to touching a skeleton trapped inside a ziploc filled with cooked spaghetti.

But, really, I was once 270 at my worse, and I'm back down to ~210. I should exercise. I'd be hort with more muscles.

People feel you up often?

270!? So you went from HUEG to TINY? Whoa. (permission to feel your muscles!)

Snow prevents you from going outside a lot? What are you, a faggot? O_o

Nothing beats walking for 5-6 hours in the midst of a snow storm.

Well, not really, but you know.

No, I just really hate the half assed snow clearing here. I still walk pretty much everywhere and take recreational walks pretty often, I just really hate the fact that the sidewalks are currently under two meters of snow and you have to choose between that brown slush shit or getting your arms fucked up by the mirrors of passing cars.

"Which which part?", he asked sheepishly.

The little boy part, he responded energetically, while scratching his anus.

[_M_]

I have eaten 3 in one day.

Oh yeah I've eaten 3 Subway feasts (the one with 5 meats) with EVERYTHING I mean everything. Bacon, avocado, southwest chipotle sauce, oil and vinegar, salt and pepper on honey oat or wheat (gotta have alot of fiber for that one) With chicharrones and diet coke. Lost 6 pounds that week.

Just eat alot of protein and good carbs. Fruit, fiber, oats and grains.

[Cyberxion]

I'm so bored I could fuck a loaf of bread.

[Sprung]

Dude, eggs and wienies in the morning. Don't like eggs? Weight control oatmeal, with low carb bread (find it in walmart), 3 hours later have an apple and peanut butter (good carbs and protein, can't beat it), 3 hours later have a nice big sandwich with low carb or whole grain bread with lots of sandwich meat in there, with mayonnaise and lettuce and tomatoes etc. don't like veggies, doesn't matter, have just bread and meat. You need Omega 3, 6, and 9 fats, which are found in mayo, to flush out bad fats. So go to walmart get Omega 3 pills, also known as fish oil and take 2 with a meal 3 times a day, 3 hours later, same thing another fruit, not bananas or mangos, those are the bad fruits, alot of fruit, 3 hours later, a big piece of meat. Then sleep. Need ice cream or something, there is Blue Ribbon ice cream with no added sugar but sweetened with splenda, it's delishum, i promise, I'm fat, I know tastey when I taste it. Take 2 Vitamin B complex pills at breakfast and lunch. It speeds up metabolism and energy.

That or you can't eat plain oatmeal in the morning with splenda for flavor, then tuna, tuna, tuna, tuna, then chicken for a couple weeks. It's what I did.

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Sounds pretty easy. I already eliminated sugar completely, except for whatever is already in the foods naturally. I already drink diet pop. My main problem is that right about this time every night, I get hungry. I think it's because I don't really sleep a whole lot during the week. I am always trying to get something done that I apparently think is so important I can't do it some other time. So, I am awake longer than the standard 3 meals would suffice.

I get up at 6:30, and I usually don't go to bed till 1 AM.

Yeah, I crash on Saturdays

[Raype]

Just eat alot of protein and good carbs. Fruit, fiber, oats and grains.

So instead of eating like a horse, you're saying to...

eat like a horse?

[Strongbad]

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Sounds pretty easy. I already eliminated sugar completely, except for whatever is already in the foods naturally. I already drink diet pop. My main problem is that right about this time every night, I get hungry. I think it's because I don't really sleep a whole lot during the week. I am always trying to get something done that I apparently think is so important I can't do it some other time. So, I am awake longer than the standard 3 meals would suffice.

I get up at 6:30, and I usually don't go to bed till 1 AM.

Yeah, I crash on Saturdays

I don't usually even go to bed.

[_M_]

I'm so bored I could fuck a loaf of bread.

lol out loud

that was just funny.

[Anonymous]

So instead of eating like a horse, you're saying to...

eat like a horse?

Wilber!

[Raype]

I don't usually even go to bed.

That explains the tissues.

[Fer!]

I'm so bored I could fuck a loaf of bread.

Tape it.

So instead of eating like a horse, you're saying to...

eat like a horse?

If you eat five burgers a day you will end up dead.

Eating a fuck ton of many stuff like fruit and stuff, it really does help you. Quantity isn't really important.

[Sprung]

I don't usually even go to bed.

I'm too old for that bullshit

[Strongbad]

That explains the tissues.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh

[Evans]

People feel you up often?

270!? So you went from HUEG to TINY? Whoa. (permission to feel your muscles!)

Not so much "people feel me up often" as "I fall asleep on my arm and touch myself with it and assume it's someone else".

Not huge, I still am 6'3. (You can feel my smooth ones, in the ass.)

No, I just really hate the half assed snow clearing here. I still walk pretty much everywhere and take recreational walks pretty often, I just really hate the fact that the sidewalks are currently under two meters of snow and you have to choose between that brown slush shit or getting your arms fucked up by the mirrors of passing cars.

Yeah, it's pretty much the same here, but not on the secondary suburb streets I live on. Gotta hate having 4 inches of thick slush on the sidewalks.

[Strongbad]

I'm too old for that bullshit

No one should do it.