The Hangout: Panda doesn't T$#@^! *Mikey dies a slow painful death*

[Fer!]

I am teh nervous. I applied for a supply clerk job at the place where I work, but I lack experience in a few key areas. I can totally do the job, but not having any experience on my resume has me worried about my chance of getting the position. I totally want it, and need it too. It's fifteen bucks an hour, and if I got that, all my troubles would evaporate.

I hope they look past my lack of experience, to see that I'm a hell of a bright guy, I'm a good, dedicated employee, a fast learner, and the overall best choice for the job.

I'm fucking terrified. I hope to hear back soon.

They deserve a skullfucking if they don't hire you.

Seriously.

[Raype]

I won't , but I know that the pills are effective when I get dizzy and stuff.

Plus, that movie with the Mini Coopers with Edward Norton and Matt Wahlberg is on, yay.

The italian (blow)job?

I am teh nervous. I applied for a supply clerk job at the place where I work, but I lack experience in a few key areas. I can totally do the job, but not having any experience on my resume has me worried about my chance of getting the position. I totally want it, and need it too. It's fifteen bucks an hour, and if I got that, all my troubles would evaporate.

I hope they look past my lack of experience, to see that I'm a hell of a bright guy, I'm a good, dedicated employee, a fast learner, and the overall best choice for the job.

I'm fucking terrified. I hope to hear back soon.

I could threaten to sexually assault them if they don't give you whatever position you want.

Would that help?

[Fer!]

Also, I didn't knew Ivolt was 16.

Aww.

[Ivolt]

I am teh nervous. I applied for a supply clerk job at the place where I work, but I lack experience in a few key areas. I can totally do the job, but not having any experience on my resume has me worried about my chance of getting the position. I totally want it, and need it too. It's fifteen bucks an hour, and if I got that, all my troubles would evaporate.

I hope they look past my lack of experience, to see that I'm a hell of a bright guy, I'm a good, dedicated employee, a fast learner, and the overall best choice for the job.

I'm fucking terrified. I hope to hear back soon.

I hope you get the job man.

[Anonymous]

SILENCE!

I kill you!

[Fer!]

The italian (blow)job?



I could threaten to sexually assault them if they don't give you whatever position you want.

Would that help?

That one.

And what about a night of sexings in thanks of hiring him?

[Raype]

Also, I didn't knew Ivolt was 16.

Aww.

We are so old.

[Ivolt]

Also, I didn't knew Ivolt was 16.

Aww.

That was random.

Oh wait, birthday thread.

[Sprung]

Adding Star Trek Enterprise ep's to iTunes again.

naming them correctly this time FTW.

[Raype]

That one.

And what about a night of sexings in thanks of hiring him?

I want a stereo so loud it blows women's clothes off too

Oh there'll be sexings if he gets the job alright.

Lots and lots of sexings.

In the ass.

[Fer!]

We are so old.

Indeed, I'll be 20 this year.

That was random.

Oh wait, birthday thread.

[Ivolt]

SILENCE!

I kill you!

I don't know why this was the first thing I thought of.

[Ivolt]

Also, I didn't knew Ivolt was 16.

Aww.

Also, don't go aww. I'm crazy.
Ask Ray.

[Sprung]

I don't know why this was the first thing I thought of.

I thought of cheese.

[Cyberxion]

I'm sure they'll see it the same way. Besides, you're already working there, so they must be satisfied with you

I work there, but it's through a temp-agency. Even so, I output twice the work that other people do in my sector.

For example, a guy was tasked a month or so ago with entering all the customer-codes on these surveys into a spread-sheet so that the first ten-thousand people entered could get a free portable ash-tray. It took him three weeks to do it.

I had to put in similar customer-codes into a spread-sheet in order to track retailers that needed to be removed from our system. I got through 7,500 in less than three days. I started mid-day on Friday, worked on it all day Monday, and was done by mid-day on Tuesday.

Recently we've been entering information from those aforementioned surveys into the system, and I can do more in a day than the other people there can do in an entire week.

They require us to do 250 voice-mails a day, and I can do double that if we have them.

I'm a hell of a worker, and I hope that they see that when it comes time to make the choice. If someone else is better qualified, then so be it. I just don't want to be turned down when my work-ethic is phenomenal, I'm intelligent, I often develop methods to fit double the work into the same period that it would take others to do it, I'm accurate, and most importantly I'm just-plain the best choice for the job, even if I'm not exactly qualified in all areas. I can learn, and I'm quick at it.

I do hope they make the right choice.