The Wang Out: GIZE! Solidifullness Joes is back! omgdz

[Strongbad]

Mmm. I feel like making a journal and go all Culise over it. I'm quite pissed, and that makes me most verbose.

Verbosity killed the cat.

Mmmm, thighs...

Yeah, without weights those won't be coming back much.

[Evans]

Verbosity killed the cat.


Yeah, without weights those won't be coming back much.

That pussy was way too fucked, anyway.

No matter, I'd hit it.

[Raype]

Mmm. I feel like making a journal and go all Culise over it. I'm quite pissed, and that makes me most verbose.

Do it.

Do it.

Do it.

It being me.

Also, do it.

Indeed.

Not exactly. She is moving anyway. I am just trying to get back into my pre-car wreck shape.

Can I ride your rocket?

I'd recommend marathon masturbation sessions, but you don't look ready for that kind of workout.

[Raype]

Verbosity killed the cat.

Yeah...verbosity....

[Strongbad]

That pussy was way too fucked, anyway.

Nah, she is fucking perfect for me. Even though she is moving and has a boyfriend I am still considering telling her how I feel. Kinda lame and very cheesy, but still. She is more than a crush that I have.

[Evans]

Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
It being me.

Also, do it.

Can I ride your rocket?

I'd recommend marathon masturbation sessions, but you don't look ready for that kind of workout.

I would.

I would if I could, but seeing as I'd rather keep those details private, it appears that the issue will be left to fester at my insides and good mood until it can feed itself no more or I stop caring. Whichever comes first. And it seems to me that it will die from hunger.

How asstronaughty of you.

That would work.

[Evans]

Nah, she is fucking perfect for me. Even though she is moving and has a boyfriend I am still considering telling her how I feel. Kinda lame and very cheesy, but still. She is more than a crush that I have.

I wasn't referring to Miss C., but nice to know, regardless.

[Strongbad]

I wasn't referring to Miss C., but nice to know, regardless.

Yeah, except for the whole moving part.

[Evans]

Yeah, except for the whole moving part.

But does that not mean she's losing the BF as well?

[Strongbad]

But does that not mean she's losing the BF as well?

She will be closer to him than before. They will be going to the same school. Basically, I am fucked.

[Evans]

She will be closer to him than before. They will be going to the same school. Basically, I am fucked.

Oh, well... heyyyy! *tap dances*

[Strongbad]

Oh, well... heyyyy! *tap dances*

Yeah, life sucks. Dance it off, that's what I always say.

[Evans]

Yeah, life sucks. Dance it off, that's what I always say.

If dancing is the way to eliminate certain issues, then I'm clearly never going to sit back down again.


Amy Winehouse [Back To Black [Deluxe] [CD1]] - Tears Dry On Their Own

[Evans]

If I had a car, I'd drive all night long, blasting music. To take the highway and never come back. Wouldn't it be grand?

[Strongbad]

If I had a car, I'd drive all night long, blasting music. To take the highway and never come back. Wouldn't it be grand?

Yeah, until you ran out of fuel and didn't have the money to buy anymore. The highway costs too much money these days.