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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    Fucking lame. Had to move a water tank from the well. Just covered in fucking ants. My hands are gonna be real pretty tomorrow...
    Need more tampons, miss?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    Need more tampons, miss?
    I would like that very much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clive View Post
    Why, are you having a french manicure?

    Youre sooo dreamy
    You like French?

    I speak French!

    Let's make babies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clive View Post
    Why, are you having a french manicure?

    Youre sooo dreamy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    You like French?

    I speak French!

    Let's make babies.
    Sacre bleu!

    Oh la la la etc

    Right fuckers I'm off to bed, work in not enough hours and all that.

    I love each and every one of you.

    LOVE.
    Touch my twat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necro
    Bag O' Bricks works in reverse on fat chicks. I thoguht you of all people would know.
    I don't bang fat chicks.

    I have a little something called "dignity".

    However, I happen to know that on most fat chicks the flab forms a protective shield preventing severe brain damage. It's usually easier just to slice around the neck while pulling back. If successful, you'll scalp the chick and have a nice dick-kebob to show off to any nearby spectators.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clive View Post
    Sacre bleu!

    Oh la la la etc

    Right fuckers I'm off to bed, work in not enough hours and all that.

    I love each and every one of you.

    LOVE.


    Nice seeing you, sleep tight!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clive View Post
    Sacre bleu!

    Oh la la la etc

    Right fuckers I'm off to bed, work in not enough hours and all that.

    I love each and every one of you.

    LOVE.
    Have a nice night!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clive View Post
    Sacre bleu!

    Oh la la la etc

    Right fuckers I'm off to bed, work in not enough hours and all that.

    I love each and every one of you.

    LOVE.
    DADDY SAID ONLY HE CAN TOUCH ME THERE!!!


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    Well, I have decided to start getting back into shape. I've already cut my eating habits in half, but that is the easy part. Working out again is going to get painful. No gym either. All weightless exercises for me. This is going to suck. Hopefully it will payoff.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strongbad View Post
    Well, I have decided to start getting back into shape. I've already cut my eating habits in half, but that is the easy part. Working out again is going to get painful. No gym either. All weightless exercises for me. This is going to suck. Hopefully it will payoff.
    Good luck with that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strongbad View Post
    All weightless exercises for me.

    This is going to suck. Hopefully it will payoff.
    You're an astronaut?!

    Aww, Strongbad is obsessing over his appearance because of a girl. How cute.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    You're an astronaut?!

    Aww, Strongbad is obsessing over his appearance because of a girl. How cute.
    Indeed.


    Not exactly. She is moving anyway. I am just trying to get back into my pre-car wreck shape.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Mmm. I feel like making a journal and go all Culise over it. I'm quite pissed, and that makes me most verbose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strongbad View Post
    Indeed.


    Not exactly. She is moving anyway. I am just trying to get back into my pre-car wreck shape.
    Mmmm, thighs...

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