I don't bang fat chicks.Originally Posted by Necro
I have a little something called "dignity".
However, I happen to know that on most fat chicks the flab forms a protective shield preventing severe brain damage. It's usually easier just to slice around the neck while pulling back. If successful, you'll scalp the chick and have a nice dick-kebob to show off to any nearby spectators.
Mmm. I feel like making a journal and go all Culise over it. I'm quite pissed, and that makes me most verbose.