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[Evans]

Lets move on to an altogether happier, nicer topic.

Like gangrape.

Which reminds me of that time I was watching the news and saw this ugly, fat porky chick talking about rape whistles. Myeah, right, since you're about as attractive as a truckload of manure, you totally need a whistle to prevent the raping of you. :eyeball:

[Raype]

He's an high level father. He mastered the "gonna get a pack of cigs/leave ya all forever" tech.

He learned from the master.

Your father.

[Evans]

My father was gangraped.
By Bears!
TO DEATH!



You want another story? What're ya, queer?
Go ask that whore you call a mom to read to you.
*opens beer*

Can't trust those fat, hairy fags.

The fruit never falls far from the tree.

[Evans]

He learned from the master.

Your father.

He pilfered the ability. Mine never had the skills to pull it off. The intention, though, he did have.

[Raype]

Which reminds me of that time I was watching the news and saw this ugly, fat porky chick talking about rape whistles. Myeah, right, since you're about as attractive as a truckload of manure, you totally need a whistle to prevent the raping of you. :eyeball:

I don't know, vLame has been pretty desperate lately...

The fruit never falls far from the tree.

Unless, of course, strongbad hit the tree. Then the fruit can fall 30-40 feet from the tree.

[Raype]

He pilfered the ability. Mine never had the skills to pull it off. The intention, though, he did have.

So even your father couldn't commit to anything.

[Evans]

I don't know, vLame has been pretty desperate lately...



Unless, of course, strongbad hit the tree. Then the fruit can fall 30-40 feet from the tree.

He's always been into fat chicks. Besides, when one of them fat cunts can get laid, they'd be utterly fucking stupid to oppose. That's like winning the lottery and being sad. Just doesn't make sense.

So even your father couldn't commit to anything.

Indeed.

Haha, "QUOTE=Raype".

[Clive]

Which reminds me of that time I was watching the news and saw this ugly, fat porky chick talking about rape whistles. Myeah, right, since you're about as attractive as a truckload of manure, you totally need a whistle to prevent the raping of you. :eyeball:

Ha ha, rape victims are such douches, man.

"No, dont rape me, I'll whistle!"

Whistle on this, sugar tits.

*simulates a forced blow-job, obviously.

[Evans]

Ha ha, rape victims are such douches, man.

"No, dont rape me, I'll whistle!"

Whistle on this, sugar tits.

*simulates a forced blow-job, obviously.

It's cool, though, 'cause when you rape a fat chick, she doesn't get that gag reflex. It's not in her nature to refuse anything that's shoved in there.

[Raype]

He's always been into fat chicks.

Besides, when one of them fat cunts can get laid, they'd be utterly fucking stupid to oppose. That's like winning the lottery and being sad. Just doesn't make sense.

Literally.

They might be dick hating lesbians. It would explain all the fat and ugly.

[Raype]

It's cool, though, 'cause when you rape a fat chick, she doesn't get that gag reflex. It's not in her nature to refuse anything that's shoved in there.

The problem, however, is getting it back out.

[Corey]

Fucking lame. Had to move a water tank from the well. Just covered in fucking ants. My hands are gonna be real pretty tomorrow...

[Evans]

The problem, however, is getting it back out.

Not happening.

[Corey]

The problem, however, is getting it back out.

Bag O' Bricks works in reverse on fat chicks. I thoguht you of all people would know.

[Clive]

My hands are gonna be real pretty tomorrow...

Why, are you having a french manicure?

Youre sooo dreamy