Queer!Originally Posted by Raype
You get the power to control fire
Awesome!
You can shape the earth
Sweet!
You get the ability to manipulate water
Cool!
What do I get?
You get to talk to animals.
...THIS BLOWS!
Silence, goldfish!Sorry, I thought you liked it rough
No really, that sucks. Take it out on Ray.
Shit happens. In his mouth.
You mean you don't have a flatscreen TV mounted on the ceiling?
AWESOME!
Fat chance, have you seen the flab on that guy? Cousteau could spend a decade diving in that shit and not find a damn thing.
No, but when I squeeze my eyeballs, I see colors./endorsed by Apple
He's just, what, 1200 miles away? He was home alone a while ago. Could have dropped by.
But Costco could make a fortune with bacon and lard.
