The Wangout: Sprung is tidy. I wonder if he's gay..

[Evans]

Nah, taking too long.

*hands sprung bottle of viagra*

*popeye theme plays*

You're out of touch.

[Sprung]

Sometimes when Sprung posts I think of the A-Team theme.

I only think of you when I post

[Ahkei]

Stupid whores and their "right now" attitude...

Can't you charge me an extra $20 for foreplay!?

You know you're old when getting it up counts as foreplay.

[Ahkei]

I only think of you when I post

<3

[Evans]

Stupid whores.

[Sprung]

You know you're old when getting it up counts as foreplay.

I'm not explaining it to him. Evans? Ray? Somebody??

[Raype]

Sometimes when Sprung posts I think of the A-Team theme.

Oh great, now I'M picturing it...

Stupid whores and their "right now" attitude...

Can't you charge me an extra $20 for foreplay!?

I DO WHA I WAN, WHEN I WAN, HOW I WAN, WAHEVA, YOU'RE NOT MAH MOM, WHATEVA!

No deal. If I wanted to see a queen I'd go to evan's dad.

[Raype]

I'm not explaining it to him. Evans? Ray? Somebody??

The purpose of foreplay is to get it up.

There, I did it.

Now spank me and call me Mrs. Johnson.

[Evans]

I'm not explaining it to him. Evans? Ray? Somebody??

You see, Rohan, not all pies should be eaten in one gulp.

[Evans]

The purpose of foreplay is to get it up.

There, I did it.

Now spank me and call me Mrs. Johnson.

*spanks* Hello, Mr. Thompson.

[Raype]

*spanks* Hello, Mr. Thompson.

You're not sprung!

And I keep telling you to only call my Thompson when I'm wearing the suit.

[Raype]

And I keep telling you to only call my Thompson when I'm wearing the suit.

Which is, ironically, a Law Suit.

[Sprung]

You're not sprung!

And I keep telling you to only call my Thompson when I'm wearing the suit.

You call it a "Thompson"?

[Ahkei]

fore·play /ˈfɔrˌpleɪ, ˈfoʊr-/
Pronunciation[fawr-pley, fohr-] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun
sexual stimulation, usually as a prelude to sexual intercourse.

I dunno how you faggots in the U.S do it, but here, foreplay consists more of simply getting it up.

[Raype]

You call it a "Thompson"?

Judging from the high number of typos, I'd say it's high time I caught a few z's.