The Hangout: SegNin made fun of my thread title :(

[Evans]

True, but they weren't "IN THIS ONES WE WANTEDS TO MAEK DE PLOTS DE BAWMB" Plus it looks like it could've been an awesome WTF moment if it was done right. But no, they had to fuck it up :\

Still, 30 bucks for a newly released game?

Sign me up.

Given, but it wasn't about story as much as about KILL KILL KILL KILL.
I'm with you on the part where they failed to hide the plot in any form, though.

O_o Crap, I might actually get this one.

... done. There, you're off to Afghanistan.

[Raype]

Given, but it wasn't about story as much as about KILL KILL KILL KILL.
I'm with you on the part where they failed to hide the plot in any form, though.

O_o Crap, I might actually get this one.

Nor is this one, although they seem to be actually trying for somewhat of a storyline this time. "Ok, you're in an institution, time to get out. Ok, you're out, now go home. Ok, now to find the people who fucked you in the ass and rape them sideways with a fire ax while trying to figure out how you lost your marbles." Instead of "Ok, in this scene, kill fucking everyone. And then at the halfway point of the game it's find starkweather, kill starkweather"

I meant 2's plot. They (seemingly) spoil two major plot points before the training level is even over. Let's just say if you can't figure out Leo's role by about the second time you see him, you've gotta be pretty slow. And they directly state what the deal was with the "project" at the end of the first level through some enemy dialog...

Cheapo

As a side note, Danny is one brutal fuck, all of the kills so far have involved kicking someone in the balls, stabbing someone in the balls, or gouging out eyes.

[Ivolt]

Orphen: Scion of Sorcery is still as fun as I remember.

[Evans]

Cheapo

As a side note, Danny is one brutal fuck, all of the kills so far have involved kicking someone in the balls, stabbing someone in the balls, or gouging out eyes.

Majorly.

I didn't make the game... But it would have been like that, though.

[Evans]

Orphen: Scion of Sorcery is still as fun as I remember.

Man, that's old. Fun, though. I remember being stuck in the beginning for whatever reason. A glitch. Had to start over.

[Ivolt]

Man, that's old. Fun, though. I remember being stuck in the beginning for whatever reason. A glitch. Had to start over.

I had it before, but I traded it in.
At least this copy was only 4 dollars.

[Raype]

I didn't make the game... But it would have been like that, though.

You fight durtahy

I bet you look better in a hospital gown though.

[J]

God bless unsecured routers.

Hi.

[Raype]

God bless unsecured routers.

Hi.

Hi.

Lick my balls.

[Cyberxion]

I need video game suggestions. Keep in mind that they need to be playable on a cardboard box.

[Ivolt]

37. Masaharu Iwata - [A.S.H. -Archaic Sealed Heat- Original Soundtrack CD2 #04] An Enormous Machinist Soldier

I gotta thank crusher for giving me the link to this site again.
Love the soundtrack.

[Evans]

You fight durtahy

I bet you look better in a hospital gown though.

Oh, there's a Danny character. He must own and have a nice tush.

From behind.

[Raype]

I need video game suggestions. Keep in mind that they need to be playable on a cardboard box.

I hear marker 5000 is pretty good, although it's no box cutter 3.

Duct tape 7 sucks though.

Return to sender is alright if you got the postage to run it.

[Evans]

37. Masaharu Iwata - [A.S.H. -Archaic Sealed Heat- Original Soundtrack CD2 #04] An Enormous Machinist Soldier

I gotta thank crusher for giving me the link to this site again.
Love the soundtrack.

There are obvious gay jokes to be made, there.

I'm just too lazy.

[Raype]

Oh, there's a Danny character. He must own and have a nice tush.

From behind.

He's the main character. The guy with the funky glasses who likes Iron Maiden and getting head.
(sorry, had to make the joke....)

Spoiler warning:

I'm totally your leo.