The Hangout: SegNin made fun of my thread title :(

[polobunny]

Literal mindedness is killing you slowly. Prey to your heathen gods that I am as merciful.

I don't believe some deity, or deities for that matters, exist.
I'll continue cackling sitting in my computer chair, in mom's basement though. =P

[Strongbad]

Sorry I had to miss out on all the fail. I was too busy earning a living

Hey Sprung, you should get me a job where you work.

[Anonymous]

I might quit work and take up this online gambling thing. It seems so lucrative. I mean, three bucks for an entire evening's work!

No kidding. Apparently he's made $9 in ONE DAY!

I can see the infomercial already. Live, from Mom's basement.

Show me another gig where you can make money for doing jack shit and sitting in your pajamas?

[Sprung]

I'd film the infomercial. It would make me way more than he stands to make in a day. Like a whole $10!

No way. You see the irony in paying a camerman $10 to film an infomercial on the secrets of making $9 a day?

I sure don't.

[polobunny]

Rest assured, I still have all of my junk in a functional state (and in the right place). And, then, I can claim to possess a skill you don't have. What's your point, again?

Give me food.



No I won't call you mom. Don't even bother asking.

[Sprung]

Hey Sprung, you should get me a job where you work.

We have around 40 properties in Indy. Go apply at one of them

[Anonymous]

Oh, I forgot to mention that I woke up at 5pm today.

So, $9 in 7 hours, sitting on my ass in my pajamas.

[polobunny]

Show me another gig where you can make money for doing jack shit and sitting in your pajamas?

I know I could make money jacking in my pajamas... you on the other hand... I'm sorry I don't think you have the profile.


Ray... get out of me.

[Sprung]

Show me another gig where you can make money for doing jack shit and sitting in your pajamas?

Hookers.

Go.

[Anonymous]

I know I could make money jacking in my pajamas... you on the other hand... I'm sorry I don't think you have the profile.


Ray... get out of me.

If I could find a sperm bank, I'd do that.

[polobunny]

Oh, I forgot to mention that I woke up at 5pm today.

So, $9 in 7 hours, sitting on my ass in my pajamas.

Pretty much the smallest job, in 1 hour, with some dignity instead of PAJAMAS LOLOLOLOL

[Sprung]

Oh, I forgot to mention that I woke up at 5pm today.

So, $9 in 7 hours, sitting on my ass in my pajamas.

Little more than $1 an hour.

You're fucking worthless.

[Strongbad]

Oh, I forgot to mention that I woke up at 5pm today.

So, $9 in 7 hours, sitting on my ass in my pajamas.

You're going places.

We have around 40 properties in Indy. Go apply at one of them

I want to work with you though.

[polokitty]

Little more than $1 an hour.

You're fucking worthless.

[Evans]

I doubt you can hear speed per se. Something going at a certain speed maybe, but speed itself? I'm doubtful.

A weak sense of what's logical though.

Sorry, what?

Give me food.



No I won't call you mom. Don't even bother asking.

Baloney tartar.