The Hangout: SegNin made fun of my thread title :(

[Cyberxion]

You can't kill what's not real.

Y'know, before today I never questioned whether or not I had a soul. Then I remembered that I enjoy punting babies into traffic, and have never felt anything but contempt for the entirety of humanity. I now know that I lack a soul, and am more than happy to be done of it if it means that I can do things such as eat someone's brains marinated in their blood, using their skull as a bowl.

[Evans]

Isn't cooking preparing food especially by heating?

Shoop da whoop.

No, that's warming up food your mommy makes you.

[Evans]

Y'know, before today I never questioned whether or not I had a soul. Then I remembered that I enjoy punting babies into traffic, and have never felt anything but contempt for the entirety of humanity. I now know that I lack a soul, and am more than happy to be done of it if it means that I can do things such as eat someone's brains marinated in their blood, using their skull as a bowl.

Pick you up at 7.

[Cyberxion]

Pick you up at 7.

You're on.

[polobunny]

No, that's warming up food your mommy makes you.

I think you fail to realize that you are implicitly saying that you can cook, women.

Besides, leave my mom food out of this.

[Evans]

Well...when I broke a bone some years ago I only felt a bit of pain, and I didn't realized it was broken until I got to the hospital.

Then, I fell from some considerable height and my knees did a loud crack sound and it hurted pretty bad and nothing happened.

So yeah...

If you break a bone, you normally lose the ability to use muscles hooked to it, so...

[Anonymous]

another tournament win for me, another $3.25 in profit.

[Evans]

I think you fail to realize that you are implicitly saying that you can cook, women.

Besides, leave my mom food out of this.

Yes, because my mommy doesn't cook for me anymore.

[Cyberxion]

If you break a bone, you normally lose the ability to use muscles hooked to it, so...

Ah, so that's why I can't get an erection!

Ah, such a lame joke, but one that hits so very close to home...

[Cyberxion]

another tournament win for me, another $3.25 in profit.

I can't begin to express my enthusiasm. Seriously, I just can't. Because it's not there. Like your sex life.

[polobunny]

Yes, because my mommy doesn't cook for me anymore.

I prefer my mommy to still cook for me than losing my penis.

[Fer!]

If you break a bone, you normally lose the ability to use muscles hooked to it, so...

I'll keep that in mind next time.

[Cyberxion]

I prefer my mommy to still cook for me than losing my penis.

Um.....what?

[Evans]

I prefer my mommy to still cook for me than losing my penis.

So, you'll live with her forever?

Ok...

[polobunny]

Um.....what?

He said eating cooked food was for women.
He also implied that he cooked food for himself.
His penis somehow disappeared.