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Thread: The Hangout: Now our history is for sale. And for that, I apologise.

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    I think Cheezy is just out of breath from chewing so much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    Bad heart comes from Fatness.
    This kind of bad heart comes from an electrical node in my heart being fuxxored.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheezymadman View Post
    Here's the best part of the whole "needle in the balls" thing: I didn't have any symptoms of a problem until they started testing me. I felt fine aside from the "I just peeled an orange and now I'm wheezing" thing. They figured something was wrong when the school nurse turned me away at the bloodmobile for an irregular heartbeat.
    fucking oranges

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheezymadman View Post
    Here's the best part of the whole "needle in the balls" thing: I didn't have any symptoms of a problem until they started testing me. I felt fine aside from the "I just peeled an orange and now I'm wheezing" thing. They figured something was wrong when the school nurse turned me away at the bloodmobile for an irregular heartbeat.
    Too bad they had to go in through the dickhole. I feel your pain. It actually hurt more than I imagined it would.
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    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    fucking oranges

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheezymadman View Post
    yeah, um...ok.


    Goodnight

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Fer, the cubby reporter. LIVE AT 5!


    HELL YEAH. NOW WITH GORY NEWS!

    Quote Originally Posted by Melody View Post
    Have fun. How far are you just now?

    And...I need bed soon... ;__; 5:44...
    I'm just at the part when you meet Rinoa.

    Quote Originally Posted by Strongbad View Post
    You're one of the lucky ones.

    You better spend at least 100 hours just playing Triple Triad.
    I should, so I can learn how to play it. >___>

    Besides, who said I was leaving?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strongbad View Post
    Too bad they had to go in through the dickhole. I feel your pain. It actually hurt more than I imagined it would.
    Nah, just to the left of my sack. Dickhole would'v required vast amounts of the Brothers V (valium and vicodin for the non-drug-informed).

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    *pries the cap off of a Sam Adams*

    so, what's new with teh EP?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melody View Post
    I think it's admirable that you've gotten back on your feet so quickly.
    Heh.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cheezymadman View Post
    Yeah? Well, I had to have a giant needle (twice the size of the one they use to take blood) shoved into my crotch, into the vein there, and have a camera inserted up the vein into my heart, while some docs looked around for 45 minutes or so.

    And I was awake for the whole thing.
    And now you know how she'll feel.

    I'm optimistic for the sake of laughter.
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    You owe that man 100 vPoints. It's not for an avatar.
    But it looks like shit.
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    gonna go raid the fridge. brb.
    Sounds like WoW talk.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cheezymadman View Post
    Here's the best part of the whole "needle in the balls" thing: I didn't have any symptoms of a problem until they started testing me. I felt fine aside from the "I just peeled an orange and now I'm wheezing" thing. They figured something was wrong when the school nurse turned me away at the bloodmobile for an irregular heartbeat.
    Yeah, it's way more demanding to eat an orange than to peel the paper off of a burger.

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    Okay, it's nearly 6, and my cousin arrives tomorro...er...today... I'd probably better go nap for a few hours. Goodnight.

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    Oh, and to complete the too much info trifecta: They shaved my pubes for the surgery (why they couldn't let me do it, I have no idea), but they only did the left side. So my pubes looked like a one armed man with a five o'clock shadow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melody View Post
    Okay, it's nearly 6, and my cousin arrives tomorro...er...today... I'd probably better go nap for a few hours. Goodnight.
    BYE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheezymadman View Post
    Nah, just to the left of my sack. Dickhole would'v required vast amounts of the Brothers V (valium and vicodin for the non-drug-informed).
    Still, it must have sucked.

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    Goodnight


    Quote Originally Posted by Fer! View Post
    I should, so I can learn how to play it. >___>

    Besides, who said I was leaving?
    I thought you meant you were going. Oooopsss.





    I has to go now. Work in the morning.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheezymadman View Post
    Oh, and to complete the too much info trifecta: They shaved my pubes for the surgery (why they couldn't let me do it, I have no idea), but they only did the left side. So my pubes looked like a one armed man with a five o'clock shadow.
    Not like anyone else was going down there.

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