The Hangout: Now our history is for sale. And for that, I apologise.

[Sprung]

Sprung, add some new arcade games. Good ones.

I've looked. There are none.

[Ivolt]

School tomorrow.
Damn.

[polokitty]

Most midgets do.

You ass lickin', Log gnawin', espanochita wantin'(but not gettin'), mama fuckin', shit eatin', small tweeter havin', ass monkey bein', PC usin', don't be knowin' which hole to stick it in, country music lovin', hick dick suckin', third testicle havin', no beat havin', Puff Daddy wanna bein', singin' like my ass drunk of Vodka, foreskin fryin' like a chip, public monkey spankin', jizum squirtin', omish bein', small knockers havin', beasteality lovin', Metallica not likin', I wish I had skizzillllzzz, cat fuckin', premature ejaculatin', porno readin', ass gettin', fudge packin', self-castratin', Mr. Eder gut havin', sweaty nut sac suckin', masturbatin' with a hot dog, you couldn't get none with a plastic cow, no time tellin', rib removin' and self cock suckin, Easter Bunny beleivin', non scalar havin', no jizloppin', test tube condom usin, born from alien sperm bein', condom from ass pullin', Ms. Lewis weave havin', PRESENT from Santa gettin' (if you know what I mean), pubic hair shavin', wide ass clit havin', Barney watchin', "special" friend being, porcupine rapin', sweaty nut sac havin', hairy palm havin', blind as a bat bein', chicken chokin', porpoise greasin', egg suckin', farts smell like Boris Yeltsin's breath, Tickle Me Elmo vibrator usin', slow like my mamma bein', tight spandex wearin', cunt guzzlin', no power chord playin', couldn't get laid in a bar full of horny drunk fat old 2000 lbs. land monsters, nose pickin' then eatin' it, Piccaso face havin', substitute crack for asthma inhaler usin', Gynochologist tool likin', I Love You Barney lunch box carryin', breasts hairy as a bear havin', couldn't get to first if you were hit with the ball (sexually you stupid fuck!), Sigourney Weaver naked poster hangin', hippoptamous child havin', need a magnifying glass to masturbate, BatBoy lookalike bien', one sperm squirtin', pot sniffin', hindu bien', chingas su madre, gettin' injured while bowlin', brocken fortune cookie buyin', "please come again" sayin', dick the dise of a tic-tac havin', sex with a redneck when your seven havin', Milli Vanilli listenin', in the sink pissin', KFC Thanksgiving dinner eatin', born with one testicle bein', real artificial leather jackin wearin', doin' with your sister while you dad's video tapin' it, lavander plush clothes wearin', jitterbug dancin', tweeser masturbatin', Kwick-E-Mart runnin', cuttin' your sisters vulva with your braces, Arnold Swartszinager and Antonio Banderez sexual dreams havin', anally probed by you father bien', immitation cubicszerconia buyin', horsey face fuckin', double condom wearin' (just to make it look bigger), Marv Albert actin', Cracker Jack engagement ring givin', MOTHER FUCKIN' ASS GOBLIN!

[Strongbad]

I've looked. There are none.

Then add bad ones.

[Strongbad]

Whatever happened to that sniper game?

[Jase]

WHERE DID HIS LEG GO?!?!?!?

[Raype]

Whatever happened to that sniper game?

It's there, you just can't see it.

Until it's too late.

[polokitty]

WHERE DID HIS LEG GO?!?!?!?

doesn't your leg disappear when you bend over? (to recieve it up the ass)

[Sprung]

WHERE DID HIS LEG GO?!?!?!?

[Strongbad]

It's there, you just can't see it.

Until it's too late.

Real fucking funny.

[Raype]

Real fucking funny.

Funny enough for you to fly into my danger zone?

[Strongbad]

Funny enough for you to fly into my danger zone?

Take me to bed or lose me forever.

[Evans]

Funny enough for you to fly into my danger zone?

Crash and burn.

And with this, I'm gone.

/gets on unicycle and rolls off

[Jase]

You ass lickin', Log gnawin', espanochita wantin'(but not gettin'), mama fuckin', shit eatin', small tweeter havin', ass monkey bein', PC usin', don't be knowin' which hole to stick it in, country music lovin', hick dick suckin', third testicle havin', no beat havin', Puff Daddy wanna bein', singin' like my ass drunk of Vodka, foreskin fryin' like a chip, public monkey spankin', jizum squirtin', omish bein', small knockers havin', beasteality lovin', Metallica not likin', I wish I had skizzillllzzz, cat fuckin', premature ejaculatin', porno readin', ass gettin', fudge packin', self-castratin', Mr. Eder gut havin', sweaty nut sac suckin', masturbatin' with a hot dog, you couldn't get none with a plastic cow, no time tellin', rib removin' and self cock suckin, Easter Bunny beleivin', non scalar havin', no jizloppin', test tube condom usin, born from alien sperm bein', condom from ass pullin', Ms. Lewis weave havin', PRESENT from Santa gettin' (if you know what I mean), pubic hair shavin', wide ass clit havin', Barney watchin', "special" friend being, porcupine rapin', sweaty nut sac havin', hairy palm havin', blind as a bat bein', chicken chokin', porpoise greasin', egg suckin', farts smell like Boris Yeltsin's breath, Tickle Me Elmo vibrator usin', slow like my mamma bein', tight spandex wearin', cunt guzzlin', no power chord playin', couldn't get laid in a bar full of horny drunk fat old 2000 lbs. land monsters, nose pickin' then eatin' it, Piccaso face havin', substitute crack for asthma inhaler usin', Gynochologist tool likin', I Love You Barney lunch box carryin', breasts hairy as a bear havin', couldn't get to first if you were hit with the ball (sexually you stupid fuck!), Sigourney Weaver naked poster hangin', hippoptamous child havin', need a magnifying glass to masturbate, BatBoy lookalike bien', one sperm squirtin', pot sniffin', hindu bien', chingas su madre, gettin' injured while bowlin', brocken fortune cookie buyin', "please come again" sayin', dick the dise of a tic-tac havin', sex with a redneck when your seven havin', Milli Vanilli listenin', in the sink pissin', KFC Thanksgiving dinner eatin', born with one testicle bein', real artificial leather jackin wearin', doin' with your sister while you dad's video tapin' it, lavander plush clothes wearin', jitterbug dancin', tweeser masturbatin', Kwick-E-Mart runnin', cuttin' your sisters vulva with your braces, Arnold Swartszinager and Antonio Banderez sexual dreams havin', anally probed by you father bien', immitation cubicszerconia buyin', horsey face fuckin', double condom wearin' (just to make it look bigger), Marv Albert actin', Cracker Jack engagement ring givin', MOTHER FUCKIN' ASS GOBLIN!

Word.

[Anonymous]

Yankees spend another October sitting at home watching the playoffs. Fucking love it.