Quote Originally Posted by V|_@M3 View Post
she is one of those, she only did all of this shot with pete, her 1st srs bf. i'm laura's 2nd srs bf.
No, she's not. They don't cheat. Ever. They just get skanky with current boyfriends. Also, if she's not the village bicycle, I'd be suprised.

no i just like saying hi you can't suck me.
Tease. Failure. Teases all fail. ALWAYS!

but US was so long.
So is my penis, that doesn't mean it's not enjoyable. Also US is great. If you can't see that, kill yourself. With bricks

kinda see:above.
"no i just like...."
I see.

Also, teases still fail.

Quote Originally Posted by dino
the real question has 2 parts.

1id anyone get kneecapped?

2:Will you put some hot sauce on my burrito?

If both answers are no,
we have a complete failiure.

If one answer is no,
we have a semifailiure.

If we get two yes' thats an instant win.
Semi failure it is then.