Ask Doctor Robotnik!

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

Why were you seen with Bowser in Mario And Sonic At The Olympic Winter Games? And would you team up with Bowser or would you shove him in the dirt, also do you hate Mario? And why on earth where you playing with the princess a video game, when you had here captured in Sonic The Movie??? What did you think of Sonic Generations? And what internet connection do you use, your own?

- Because that one never actually happened. SEGA just needed a quick cash-in project so they teamed up with Nintendo.
- Bowser... eh, he's not worth teaming up with. His primary ambitions can be described as follows: 'princess princess PRINCESS princess princess princess'. I've got better things to do than entertain that.
- Don't have much against Mario, really. He has a few fun games.
- Another dimensional counterpart of mine, I'm afraid. If you want to look for the things I've actually done, look towards the games. The only games that aren't chronicling my actions are the cheap crossovers.
- Sonic Generations was finally a good game chronicling one of my plans again.
- My own is probably the best answer you'll get here. My tech, my secrets.

Why, it might even get you some more.



And don't forget the "voice".

What are some of your ideals?
Do you have a motto?




Well... the mercilessly part is kinda dissuasive...
Still, I am not afraid of debating my ideals.
Would you believe if I said the meaning of life is actually to "enjoy life"?
(generically speaking of course, since any person decides what meaning to give to his/her life...)



Yes I was.
Still, do you have a solution for slow, very below average, portuguese internet connections? ^^'



Good gracious...
(the expression "destroying the game" makes more sense now... )

Do you think there are other members here on EP capable of an achievement like that?








Such as?



I liked E-102... his story moved me when I played Adventure DX once...
But the bird was free... so that was sorta dilemma there. Is he really gone?

- Who knows.
- I'm sure my voice is amazing. No really, I'm absolutely sure.
- Taking over the world for the betterment of mankind. Also, to improve the quality of tea the world over.
- "All hail the Robotnik Empire!"
- Of course it's dissuasive, but that's who I am.
- Good.
- That's fairly close, at least. Don't bother worrying about the meaning to everything, just try to enjoy yourself.
- I'm sure others on EmuParadise can match me. Remember, I'm a scientist working on world domination, not a persistent gamer.
- ...what's with that parrot emoticon? It kind of unnerves me.
- Such as posters featuring me.
- E-102 is definitely gone. I've got his remaining parts in storage. I respect him for what he did, but his betrayal of me does mean I won't rebuild him. Sorry.

Hey, Sonic GET YOUR OWN THREAD! Leave Dr. Robotnik alone. He's entertaining us, and answering our dumb/inane/smartass questions.
What will your posters say? Can you show us a preview?
What color will your currency be? Will it be red?
Will you put your face on the currency or will you put a picture of your egg carriers parading/marching in triumph?
I think Sonic's jealous of your popular thread.
Which Sonic game do you regret being made?
What's the worst game you ever played?
How bad would a Sonic game have to be for you to refuse to take part of?

- Be nice now. Sonic hasn't misbehaved yet. Not much, at least.
- I'll whip something up later.
- Either that, or I'll go with the bog-standard green.
- An Egg Carrier marching!? It's an airship, for heaven's sake, how would it march!? I'll probably have my logo on the money.
- That's his problem, not mine.
- Definitely Sonic 2006. The plot itself was a trainwreck that I can barely remember, and the game was a horrendously unplayable atrocity.
- Again with the Sonic 2006, although Shadow the Hedgehog was a close contender.
- Well, since they chronicle actual events, it would be a bit hard to tell SEGA to write me out of it, but I certainly had words with them about 2006. They promised not to do it again.

Will you explain what being a masochist is?
Does it have to do with Knuckles Chaotix?
DO you particularly care foe earth or You'd take over just about anything?
Do you know Maria?
Why do Shadow keep on saying this name, knowing we(the audience) would get annoyed?
DO Shadow need therapy?

- See Iamerror's response, below.
- Nope.
- If I didn't care for the planet, I wouldn't want to take it over. This is my home, and I will improve it.
- Not very well. Maria and my grandfather left for the ARK when I was still very young, and given that she was killed up there... yeah.
- Because Shadow's a dimwitted idiot. Sadly, he's a dimwitted idiot with a lot of power, but that doesn't change the fact that he's an overly angsty moron.
- He needs a good lightning bolt to the brain.

A masochist is someone that likes to inflict pain on themselves.
Wait...Does playing awful game on purpose count? Hmmm.
Sorry about answering your question, I..don't know why I did that.

Yes. Playing an atrocious game on purpose counts as self-inflicted pain. I don't enjoy self-inflicted pain, so you'll forgive me if I don't actually do that.
And don't worry about it. It happens sometimes.