The Wang Out: Because non penis-related titles stink

[Nemkoon]

We used to have an entire huge box full of PlayBoy.
I didn't find out about it until 3 days before we threw the box away, with all the mags.

We asked my brothers if they wanted them.
And my parents found ways to keep me away from them.

Somewhere out there is a very happy garbage man.

And possibly a very fugly wife who is not being attended to.

They actually went straight to the dump.
Do you want to know how big the box was?

*unzips*

Yes.



Speaking of which, I spend a lot of time at used book stores.

As a bonus, I also pick up the sort of chicks that frequent used book stores.

Some of them being pretty hot.

About 6ft high, and about twice the size of an average fat person.

You definitely should have sold them.

My parents weren't thinking.
They never think.
They could've payed off all of their bills with all those magazines.
I'm pretty sure their were some first issues in there.

Porn.