The Wang Out: Because non penis-related titles stink

[Drageuth]

Bambi's mother didn't die.
She clearly didn't want to put up with an annoying shit like Bambi any longer and faked her death.
She can be found on the Las Vegas strip, jonesing for a needle, sucking cariboo cock for change.
Because cariboo are the black guys of the cervidae family.

[Nemkoon]

I just finished raging on Zero.
My hatred levels have subsided. And, in comparison, you aren't as big of an annoyance.

I also ignore the majority of your posts because they contain nothing I want to talk about/feel like contributing to.

So there's that.

Is porn relevant to anything?
We already know that it is relevation to Ray.

[Drageuth]

I just opened a can of 7UP and it went all over my laptop.

I almost died inside a little.

I've done this.

SO MANY TIMES.

'cept not 7-Up.

[Raype]

"I never saved anything for the swim back." <3

Shh, you're ruining the romance of it. Next thing you know you'll be telling me that the story portrayed in Disney's Pocahontas never happened!

That was the difference between them. Love that quote.

Well, it sorta did. Except it was a lot more complicated, messy, and everyone got fucked over.

[Drageuth]

Is porn relevant to anything?
We already know that it is relevation to Ray.

Porn is relevant to everything.
Everything that has ever been done, has been done because of porn.

Female vice president?

Because of porn.

Ghandi?

Did it for the bitches.

[Inferno.]

I've done this.

SO MANY TIMES.

'cept not 7-Up.

A tiny bit ran down into the bottom gap of my screen. I hope I don't kill my laptop.

[deadlegion]

POTATO CAKES

Potato cakes (and some other related fish'n'chip shop items):

[Cookie Monster]

Zavvi: Alice Madness Returns XBOX 360 - £23.85 - usually dispatched within 24 hours.
Zavvi: Alice Madness Returns PS3 - £23.85 - usually dispatched within 1 month.

Their estimations are never accurate when they say that. I've had games dispatched a few days after ordering it even when the famous 1 month was their estimation.

So I think, when I have my surgery, I'm going to play Demon's Souls. Because while I'm hurting on the outside, I might as well be hurting on the inside, too.

You sure have to hate yourself a lot to do something like that

[Nemkoon]

Must find all of my posts of yesterday's porn conversation and quote.

[Inferno.]

You're way more patient than me though Cookie. I think I waited a week or two for my copy of Demon's Souls when I ordered it from them. I think it said delivered within 1-2 weeks or something like that.

[Dr Mario]

So here I am. Once again. Being pissed at Tanthias for this HORRIBLE HORRIBLE FORMAT THAT ADDS TO MY ETA.

Conversions are so much fun.

Then, I'll have the joy of patching this together and cutting out the meaningless parts.

Then, background music.

Then, kidnapping Ray and Tan for words.

Then, adding those to audio track.

Then, I have to do that for 4 more chapters, because NO AUDIO.

But hey, getting shit done.

I have no idea where this is headed, but I'm interested.

[Cookie Monster]

You're way more patient than me though Cookie. I think I waited a week or two for my copy of Demon's Souls when I ordered it from them. I think it said delivered within 1-2 weeks or something like that.

I don't mind waiting a couple of weeks, I have plenty of other things to play and, you know, I live in Spain, I can't pretend to receive my items the same week than I order them cos I'd have to live in UK for that

[Inferno.]

I don't mind waiting a couple of weeks, I have plenty of other things to play and, you know, I live in Spain, I can't pretend to receive my items the same week than I order them cos I'd have to live in UK for that

I really want Alice though, but for £24 I want it the same week I pay for it.

[Drageuth]

You sure have to hate yourself a lot to do something like that

I feel like I'm cheating somehow by not having any overly difficult s in my collection.
That, and whenever I sit down with the intent of a game lasting me for a long time, I invariably finish with it in about four days.
If I were to get the Demon's Souls (if I even can), it'll probably take me something like three weeks of pretty solid playing.
And I won't feel like a cheap tool.




I'm still fairly proud of my Mr. Perfect trophy, though.

[Drageuth]

I really want Alice though, but for £24 I want it the same week I pay for it.

It's a lot of fun.
Just... don't even bother playing the first game. Which (if it's like the copies here) is included with a free online pass.
Don't even waste your time.

Terrible port. TERRIBLE.