Quote Originally Posted by jazzmarazz View Post
What , You dont remember me posting that My girlfriend and I visited the pet store?
Well in that case: it ended very badly. I pet the bunny, I thought it was cute, called over gf, she pointed out it was dead...
Nothing beats the time I went over to an ex's house, where his grandmother proceeded to show me her adorable hamster. She was so excited about him, but since he was sleeping, she didn't want to disturb him overly much.

That hamster was definitely dead.

Quote Originally Posted by Colamisu View Post
The only people who dislike full beards are the people who can't grow full beards.