Originally Posted by
Till
In the year 2024 AD, when the Internet had conquered all with AI time-travel bots, a peculiar trend emerged. The noble art of fishing, once reserved for lazy Sundays and early mornings, had been reduced to a desperate scramble for survival. The once-proud fishermen of the world, their nets empty and their boats sinking into debt, had turned to the digital realm in a last-ditch effort to keep their families fed.
"Freshly caught, straight from the Internet to your doorstep!" proclaimed one desperate seller, offering a single, lonely catfish for the low price of $99.99. "Guaranteed to be the freshest fish you've ever fucked, or your money back!"
Another, more creative entrepreneur, had taken to selling virtual fish tanks. "No need for maintenance, no mess, and no fishy smell!" he promised. "Simply click on your screen and watch your digital catfish swim around in a virtual paradise."
But perhaps the most outrageous of all was the fisherman who had started a subscription service for "fishy facts." For a mere $19.99 a month, subscribers receive a daily email filled with useless information about catfish. "Did you know that catfish can recognize their own faces?" one email read. "Or that catfish can sense food from up to half a mile away?"
As the Great Internet Arse Sale of 2024 raged on, it became clear that the Internet had not only changed the way we communicate but also the way we fuck. And while the fishermen of the world may have lost their way, at least they had gained a newfound appreciation for the fishy pussycats.