just dont state more than 2 things cause then it may go faster
a police man being arrested
a pirate working at a gold bank
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just dont state more than 2 things cause then it may go faster
a police man being arrested
a pirate working at a gold bank
A troll getting trolled.
luffy's thread doesn't have the title: "I wanna buy this weird thing but I need to ask inane questions about it."
I think he's starting to get more useful. Maybe.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andy
That the modern use of the word 'ironic' to mean a cruel or unusual coincidence is technically incorrect, yet has quickly become more widespread than any of the correct meanings of the word. :wacko:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY_amJ0YZrM
so...puns like saying "My cat is PUUUUUUUUUrferct" is true irony?
a firetruck on fire
a thief getting robbed
Player getting played.
Painter getting painted
I frequently use my double entendres ironically.
But that got old so I stopped.
Now I use them unironically.
But somehow I get the feeling I'm still being ironic somehow.
The cable company advertising their super-saiyan fast Internet by saying "download music, movies and games faster than ever", then sending you a cease and desist letter for downloading music, movies and games faster than ever.
Hah, I actually laughed at this in real life, because it's so, so true...Quote:
Originally Posted by Sprung
since when are super saiyans fast? it takes them like 5 minutes to transform lol
playing a video game IN a video game
watching someone watch tv
Those fight sequences are shot in incredible bullet time.Quote:
Originally Posted by luffy4
In actuality, that transformation takes mere seconds, with a lot of fights lasting around a minute rather than the 3 hour or so average.
To an outside observer, the whole anime would appear as a blur.
...
It saddens me that I know this.
Yeah, considering the fight with even Raditz said that he was moving at the speed of light (or, at least, when he avoided Piccilo's special beam cannon).Quote:
Originally Posted by Raype
So, in a manner of speaking, super saiyans move exponentially faster than the speed of light, especially when the show got ridiculous.
YAY
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Originally Posted by Sprung
:drag:Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRealSpiders
Getting run over by an ambulance.
A Pokemon catching you in a Pokeball.
:wacko:
That isn't ironic, that's very Chen %))))))))))Quote:
Originally Posted by GameHelpOnline
As I understand it, when you're moving at near lightspeed and fire a laser at another object moving at similar speed, the time it takes for the laser to reach the other object is not relative to you or the target. That means that the laser doesn't seem any slower than if you and the target were stationary. So for a person moving at light speed to dodge the incoming Special Beam Cannon, they would have to react faster than they could see the beam, or predict where and when it will be fired.Quote:
Originally Posted by Quiji
Also, the only object we have so far created a theoretical model of that seems to move faster than light is the tachyon. This is a purely theoretical, massless particle that moves slightly faster than light. It has not been observed in nature or experiment AFAIK.
There is also a varied impedance cable that creates a wavefront in the energy passing throught it, so that the back of the wave pattern is slowed while the front of the wave pattern is accelerated. This means we can send a signal which begins to arrive at the destination somewhat faster than light. Unfortunately the signal is distorted by the waves' interference against itself making it impossible to decode the signal any faster than if it was sent through a normal wire.
To the best of my knowledge, nothing in reality moves exponentially faster than the speed of light.
on topic:
Reality Television
Adult Drama
Religious Right
a Healthy cookie
a crippled horse
It might be if he's anQuote:
Originally Posted by Cookie Monster
ambulance chaserlawyer. :angel:
Let's see, irony...well, it's like rain on your wedding day. It's a free ride when you've already paid. It's the good advice that you just didn't take. Who would've thought...it figures.
No.
irony
I was torn between whether to post the Futurama reference I eventually went with, or whether to make this exact post. ^_^Quote:
Originally Posted by Mistral
looking for a sword but only finding guns?
an emotionless person thinking that it sucks that he has no emotions
I like the last one. :lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Zero Aurion
an old man who acts young
inuyasha not being the main character of the titled show (kagome is)
that happened at the end of my road yesterday, an ambulance smashed into the back of a car, killed 2 people out of 4 inside itQuote:
Originally Posted by GameHelpOnline
Yikes!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bennieboi20
On topic,what's really ironic is that .dlc files + jdownloader combination is such an elegant way to download files,which should make easier for the newbies to get the games they want,right?
And yet you have all these people in the upload section posting things like 'I DON'T SEE THE DOWNLOAD LINKS!' ,while the attached .dlc is right under their noses.
I hate posting
there ya go :nyah:
trying to win something from a claw machine only to give up and try for something else and ending up accidentally winning what you wanted in the first place
People using the word irony without knowing the meaning.
Although I'm not sure that's ironic because I don't know the meaning of irony.
IS THAT IRONIC OH GOD MY BRAIN IS STARTING TO MELT ARGBLARGBAWHHJDHJVEW-*pop*
My grandmother believed in the Zodiac.
What was ironic was that she was a Cancer, and she was actually killed by a giant crab.
Jack black and Jack white
Okay, I know that's not irony.Quote:
Originally Posted by luffy4
I find the lack of irony in this irony thread ironic.
kind of, jack black is white and jack white is blackQuote:
Originally Posted by Darkseid
A water park is burnt to the ground,
A tow truck is broken down.
I used to always cry when I laughed,
But then I was raped by a clown.
http://archuletafanscene.com/wp-cont...0/11/Irony.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Raype
Like rain on your wedding day.
Or a free ride when you've already paid.
The good advice that you just didn't take.
Who would of thought? It figures.
Being run over by an ambulance?
That's kind of ironic ... right?
someone said that