State something Ironic

[luffy4]

just dont state more than 2 things cause then it may go faster

a police man being arrested
a pirate working at a gold bank

[Nemkoon]

A troll getting trolled.

[Andy_Jerk]

luffy's thread doesn't have the title: "I wanna buy this weird thing but I need to ask inane questions about it."

[Nemkoon]

luffy's thread doesn't have the title: "I wanna buy this weird thing but I need to ask inane questions about it."

I think he's starting to get more useful. Maybe.

[Elin]

That the modern use of the word 'ironic' to mean a cruel or unusual coincidence is technically incorrect, yet has quickly become more widespread than any of the correct meanings of the word.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY_amJ0YZrM

[luffy4]

so...puns like saying "My cat is PUUUUUUUUUrferct" is true irony?

a firetruck on fire
a thief getting robbed

[Nemkoon]

Player getting played.
Painter getting painted

[Raype]

I frequently use my double entendres ironically.

But that got old so I stopped.

Now I use them unironically.

But somehow I get the feeling I'm still being ironic somehow.

[Sprung]

The cable company advertising their super-saiyan fast Internet by saying "download music, movies and games faster than ever", then sending you a cease and desist letter for downloading music, movies and games faster than ever.

[TheRealSpiders]

The cable company advertising their super-saiyan fast Internet by saying "download music, movies and games faster than ever", then sending you a cease and desist letter for downloading music, movies and games faster than ever.

Hah, I actually laughed at this in real life, because it's so, so true...

[luffy4]

since when are super saiyans fast? it takes them like 5 minutes to transform lol

playing a video game IN a video game
watching someone watch tv

[Raype]

since when are super saiyans fast? it takes them like 5 minutes to transform lol

playing a video game IN a video game
watching someone watch tv

Those fight sequences are shot in incredible bullet time.

In actuality, that transformation takes mere seconds, with a lot of fights lasting around a minute rather than the 3 hour or so average.

To an outside observer, the whole anime would appear as a blur.

...

It saddens me that I know this.

[Quiji]

Those fight sequences are shot in incredible bullet time.

In actuality, that transformation takes mere seconds, with a lot of fights lasting around a minute rather than the 3 hour or so average.

To an outside observer, the whole anime would appear as a blur.

...

It saddens me that I know this.

Yeah, considering the fight with even Raditz said that he was moving at the speed of light (or, at least, when he avoided Piccilo's special beam cannon).

So, in a manner of speaking, super saiyans move exponentially faster than the speed of light, especially when the show got ridiculous.

YAY

[Jazzmarazz]

The cable company advertising their super-saiyan fast Internet by saying "download music, movies and games faster than ever", then sending you a cease and desist letter for downloading music, movies and games faster than ever.

Hah, I actually laughed at this in real life, because it's so, so true...

[Ace Ventura]

Getting run over by an ambulance.

A Pokemon catching you in a Pokeball.