The Duke Nukem-Out: Damn... I'm looking good!

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29th-January-2011, 08:13
Inferno.

Absolutely starving. D:
29th-January-2011, 08:18
Drageuth

How is it that I can chat with four girls online at the same time, and still not get a date...?
FML.
29th-January-2011, 08:21
Raype

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Originally Posted by Drageuth

How is it that I can chat with four girls online at the same time, and still not get a date...?
FML.

Maybe it has something to do with the fact that you handle knives for a living.

I gotta say, it's a little offputting to know that a potential date knows how to dismember a cow. :wacko:
29th-January-2011, 08:23
Milady

Hawt. :wacko:
29th-January-2011, 08:24
Milady

So I was playing 3D Dot Game Heroes when my power suddenly went out for no reason. Yay for having to redo temples. :low:

At least I wasn't playing Bioshock like I was earlier. I think I've saved in that game like twice.
29th-January-2011, 08:24
Colamisu

Touche, Jumbline. Using a word like "Mensch" as the six letter. You cunning linguist, you.

Note: too lazy to find the code for the accent.
29th-January-2011, 08:24
Drageuth

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

Maybe it has something to do with the fact that you handle knives for a living.

I gotta say, it's a little offputting to know that a potential date knows how to dismember a cow. :wacko:

But I also know how to handle my meat. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Milady

Hawt. :wacko:

I KNOW, RIGHT?!

We have to wear dress pants, shirt and tie every day to class. Gotta admit, I look pretty sexy. I'm totally going to wear these more often. "I'm heading out to Tim Horton's, gotta grab my tie."
29th-January-2011, 08:26
Synthetik

"Hey, don't worry if the economy crashes baby. The supermarkets might be closed but we'll be having fresh steaks at my house."
29th-January-2011, 08:27
Milady

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drageuth

I KNOW, RIGHT?!

We have to wear dress pants, shirt and tie every day to class. Gotta admit, I look pretty sexy. I'm totally going to wear these more often. "I'm heading out to Tim Horton's, gotta grab my tie."

Cute. ^^;;;

I wish I could get my boyfriend to wear dress pants, shirt and tie. Apparently, "just because I think you'd look cute" isn't a valid reason for him to do so. :wacko:
29th-January-2011, 08:29
Colamisu

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Originally Posted by Milady

Cute. ^^;;;

I wish I could get my boyfriend to wear dress pants, shirt and tie. Apparently, "just because I think you'd look cute" isn't a valid reason for him to do so. :wacko:

Make him take you to dinner at a restaurant with formal dress required.
29th-January-2011, 08:30
Milady

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Originally Posted by Colamisu

Make him take you to dinner at a restaurant with formal dress required.

We don't even have any of those.

And I have a hard enough time getting him to take me to regular restaurants. :low:
29th-January-2011, 08:32
Colamisu

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Originally Posted by Milady

We don't even have any of those.

And I have a hard enough time getting him to take me to regular restaurants. :low:

So when your check comes in, take him to a restaurant. And I'm sure there's something that's at least semi-formal in the area. Like a hotel restaurant or something.
29th-January-2011, 08:32
Drageuth

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Originally Posted by Synthetik

"Hey, don't worry if the economy crashes baby. The supermarkets might be closed but we'll be having fresh steaks at my house."

Did you know that a human being and a bear have pretty much the exact same skeletal and muscle setup? That means if I learn how to break down a bear, I know how to break down a human.

Disposal of evidence has never been so easy. ^_^

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Originally Posted by Milady

Cute. ^^;;;

I wish I could get my boyfriend to wear dress pants, shirt and tie. Apparently, "just because I think you'd look cute" isn't a valid reason for him to do so. :wacko:

I never liked them until I started taking this course, then I was looking at myself in the mirror and thinking, "Damn... I'm looking good!"
29th-January-2011, 08:33
Milady

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Originally Posted by Colamisu

So when your check comes in, take him to a restaurant. And I'm sure there's something that's at least semi-formal in the area. Like a hotel restaurant or something.

But that's backwards.

And he doesn't even own any dress pants, etc. It'll never happen at this rate.
29th-January-2011, 08:34
Milady

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drageuth

Did you know that a human being and a bear have pretty much the exact same skeletal and muscle setup? That means if I learn how to break down a bear, I know how to break down a human.

Disposal of evidence has never been so easy. ^_^

I helped dissect a human (two actually) once, wee!
29th-January-2011, 08:37
Inferno.

Looks like I'm gonna have to play Assassin's Creed II and then Brotherhood once I've done Batman eh?
29th-January-2011, 08:37
Ivolt

We're getting closer to getting Milady help us with a murder.

We are good influences. :wacko:
29th-January-2011, 08:38
Drageuth

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Originally Posted by Milady

I helped dissect a human (two actually) once, wee!

I've never wanted you more. :drool:

Combined, we have the power to rule the nation! Or at least kill the annoying people, and dispose of them so that no one will ever find them.
29th-January-2011, 08:39
Synthetik

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drageuth

Did you know that a human being and a bear have pretty much the exact same skeletal and muscle setup? That means if I learn how to break down a bear, I know how to break down a human.

Disposal of evidence has never been so easy. ^_^

That's actually very interesting. Does that mean that playing dead is the best way to prevent a human attack?

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Originally Posted by Milady

I helped dissect a human (two actually) once, wee!

Your threats to dispose of me have just taking on a slightly more insidious overtone. :dread:
29th-January-2011, 08:40
Milady

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drageuth

I've never wanted you more. :drool:

Combined, we have the power to rule the nation! Or at least kill the annoying people, and dispose of them so that no one will ever find them.

^^;;;

One white female and one black male. Ideally, we would have only had the first one, but she wasn't preserved properly, so we had to get rid of her halfway through the year and get a new one.

By...eating them? :wacko:
29th-January-2011, 08:41
Milady

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Originally Posted by Synthetik

Your threats to dispose of me have just taking on a slightly more insidious overtone. :dread:

Indeed. I know where all your organs are, and I learn new horrible ways to die every time I go to class or visit the hospital. Just you wait! I'll have something special planned for you. :wacko:
29th-January-2011, 08:43
Synthetik

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Originally Posted by Milady

Indeed. I know where all your organs are, and I learn new horrible ways to die every time I go to class or visit the hospital. Just you wait! I'll have something special planned for you. :wacko:

You are quite the evil one. :wacko:
29th-January-2011, 08:45
Ivolt

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Originally Posted by Milady

Indeed. I know where all your organs are, and I learn new horrible ways to die every time I go to class or visit the hospital. Just you wait! I'll have something special planned for you. :wacko:

...You're gonna suicide-kill us? :wacko:
29th-January-2011, 08:46
Milady

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Originally Posted by Synthetik

You are quite the evil one. :wacko:

I've also dissected a squid, frog, pig, earthworm, grasshopper, spider, mud puppy, shark, rat, cat, a sheep's heart and a cow eye.

I think that's everything, but I feel like I'm missing something. I'm also improving my rat killing technique every couple of weeks, and learning how to keep acutely ill people alive two days per week. This might come in handy for torture, perhaps? :wacko:
29th-January-2011, 08:47
Milady

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

...You're gonna suicide-kill us? :wacko:

Most beautifully.

And then Drag will dismember us all and eat us.
29th-January-2011, 08:48
Ivolt

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Originally Posted by Milady

Most beautifully.

And then Drag will dismember us all and eat us.

Fuck, dudes a butcher. HE COULD DO IT.

FFFFFFFFFFFF-
29th-January-2011, 08:49
Milady

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ivolt

Fuck, dudes a butcher. HE COULD DO IT.

FFFFFFFFFFFF-

EP Forum Awards 2011
Tastiest Member: _________

:wacko:
29th-January-2011, 08:49
Synthetik

Quote:

Originally Posted by Milady

I've also dissected a squid, frog, pig, earthworm, grasshopper, spider, mud puppy, shark, rat, cat, a sheep's heart and a cow eye.

I think that's everything, but I feel like I'm missing something. I'm also improving my rat killing technique every couple of weeks, and learning how to keep acutely ill people alive two days per week. This might come in handy for torture, perhaps? :wacko:

So you could also prepare the raw ingredients for calamari and ham on top of chopping up a human and harvesting their organs.

That sounds... terrible. :wacko:
29th-January-2011, 08:50
Drageuth

Quote:

Originally Posted by Milady

By...eating them? :wacko:

Ms. Lovett's Meat Pies? :wacko:
29th-January-2011, 08:51
Milady

Quote:

Originally Posted by Synthetik

So you could also prepare the raw ingredients for calamari and ham on top of chopping up a human and harvesting their organs.

That sounds... terrible. :wacko:

Don't forget the frog legs and Chinese food. ^^;;;

I don't specialize in chopping up the human, just opening them up and investigating. :wacko:

The dismemberment is Drag's area of expertise.
29th-January-2011, 08:52
Drageuth

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

Fuck, dudes a butcher. HE COULD DO IT.

FFFFFFFFFFFF-

:awesome:

"Hey Ivolt, can you come back here into this cooler with this nice, big drain? I need your help with something. No no no, the hooks are just there for show. And the rail system is in case these big, delicious video games get too heavy to move. Knives? What knives? I don't see any knives? You crazy! :wacko:"
29th-January-2011, 08:53
Drageuth

I could turn you all into some lovely looking roasts. :nod:
29th-January-2011, 08:53
Ivolt

Drageuth is now to be called Todd.
29th-January-2011, 08:54
Synthetik

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Originally Posted by Milady

Don't forget the frog legs and Chinese food. ^^;;;

I don't specialize in chopping up the human, just opening them up and investigating. :wacko:

The dismemberment is Drag's area of expertise.

Ah, of course. how uncivilized of me. :P

Exactly! So you can harvest people's organs!

I didn't realize this was a joint operation. And for what purpose will you two be dismembering and then eating all of the members of this forum?
29th-January-2011, 08:54
Milady

Yum, roast.

Skirt steak is also delicious.

And preserved pectoralis major muscles look an awful lot like the beef jerky I had the other night!
29th-January-2011, 08:56
Milady

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Originally Posted by Synthetik

Ah, of course. how uncivilized of me. :P

Exactly! So you can harvest people's organs!

I didn't realize this was a joint operation. And for what purpose will you two be dismembering and then eating all them members of this forum?

I can't believe you forgot about the Chinese food.

What can I say? It's quick cash.

Neither did I. But now that you mention it, I did hire Ray ages back to be my crazy researcher for my Parasol Corporation. I wonder how he's doing with that. Maybe we can hire Drag and have some interesting experiments. Though I'm sure Ray has his own style of dismemberment.
29th-January-2011, 08:58
Raype

You're all talking about murder, disposing of corpses, and how you may resort to cannibalism.

I love you guys.
29th-January-2011, 09:02
Milady

You forgot the torture. :<3:

And I really need to sleep. Thank god I don't have clinical tomorrow.

Just more paperwork. JOY.

Goodnight, gentlemen. :wav:
29th-January-2011, 09:05
Synthetik

Quote:

Originally Posted by Milady

I can't believe you forgot about the Chinese food.

What can I say? It's quick cash.

Neither did I. But now that you mention it, I did hire Ray ages back to be my crazy researcher for my Parasol Corporation. I wonder how he's doing with that. Maybe we can hire Drag and have some interesting experiments. Though I'm sure Ray has his own style of dismemberment.

I know, I've been thinking about getting a cat lately, so eating Chinese food just makes me feel guilty.

I suppose stealing other peoples organs is better than donating blood/plasma. :wacko:

I look forward to the amazing achievements this group will accomplish in the near future.

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Originally Posted by Milady

You forgot the torture. :<3:

And I really need to sleep. Thank god I don't have clinical tomorrow.

Just more paperwork. JOY.

Goodnight, gentlemen. :wav:

Goodnight. :wav:
29th-January-2011, 09:10
Ivolt

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Originally Posted by Raype

You're all talking about murder, disposing of corpses, and how you may resort to cannibalism.

I love you guys.

The mark of a true friend is how willing he is to kill you.

And the answer should be "very"

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