The Duke Nukem-Out: Damn... I'm looking good!

[Drageuth]

Me neither, until I read that article. So now when you watch that movie you can impress your friends by saying "Y'know that guy got sentenced to life in prison for stabbing his ex-girlfriend" when he's on screen and impress your friends with your vast knowledge of worldly things.

This is why I read Wikipedia articles.

[Rasgrez]

Only midnight and I'm pretty sleepy; going to be cutting out early.

[Synthetik]

This is why I read Wikipedia articles.

I as well. Nothing like spending hours of your day reading through endless amounts of Wikipedia articles.

Only midnight and I'm pretty sleepy. Going to be cutting out early, tonight.

Night.

[Kouen Hasuki]

OKAY...so....WTF???
lol...a failed copy of rammstein u.u

Maybe its a men guidance system, ya know like a runway on an airport

[Raype]

Really?

I'd have guessed it's the new age version of a rainbow party.

[Inferno.]

Absolutely starving.

[Drageuth]

How is it that I can chat with four girls online at the same time, and still not get a date...?
FML.

[Raype]

How is it that I can chat with four girls online at the same time, and still not get a date...?
FML.

Maybe it has something to do with the fact that you handle knives for a living.

I gotta say, it's a little offputting to know that a potential date knows how to dismember a cow.

[Milady]

Hawt.

[Milady]

So I was playing 3D Dot Game Heroes when my power suddenly went out for no reason. Yay for having to redo temples.

At least I wasn't playing Bioshock like I was earlier. I think I've saved in that game like twice.

[Colamisu]

Touche, Jumbline. Using a word like "Mensch" as the six letter. You cunning linguist, you.

Note: too lazy to find the code for the accent.

[Drageuth]

Maybe it has something to do with the fact that you handle knives for a living.

I gotta say, it's a little offputting to know that a potential date knows how to dismember a cow.

But I also know how to handle my meat.

Hawt.

I KNOW, RIGHT?!


We have to wear dress pants, shirt and tie every day to class. Gotta admit, I look pretty sexy. I'm totally going to wear these more often. "I'm heading out to Tim Horton's, gotta grab my tie."

[Synthetik]

"Hey, don't worry if the economy crashes baby. The supermarkets might be closed but we'll be having fresh steaks at my house."

[Milady]

I KNOW, RIGHT?!


We have to wear dress pants, shirt and tie every day to class. Gotta admit, I look pretty sexy. I'm totally going to wear these more often. "I'm heading out to Tim Horton's, gotta grab my tie."

Cute.

I wish I could get my boyfriend to wear dress pants, shirt and tie. Apparently, "just because I think you'd look cute" isn't a valid reason for him to do so.

[Colamisu]

Cute.

I wish I could get my boyfriend to wear dress pants, shirt and tie. Apparently, "just because I think you'd look cute" isn't a valid reason for him to do so.

Make him take you to dinner at a restaurant with formal dress required.