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    Quote Originally Posted by Colamisu View Post
    Make him take you to dinner at a restaurant with formal dress required.
    We don't even have any of those.

    And I have a hard enough time getting him to take me to regular restaurants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milady View Post
    We don't even have any of those.

    And I have a hard enough time getting him to take me to regular restaurants.
    So when your check comes in, take him to a restaurant. And I'm sure there's something that's at least semi-formal in the area. Like a hotel restaurant or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Synthetik View Post
    "Hey, don't worry if the economy crashes baby. The supermarkets might be closed but we'll be having fresh steaks at my house."
    Did you know that a human being and a bear have pretty much the exact same skeletal and muscle setup? That means if I learn how to break down a bear, I know how to break down a human.

    Disposal of evidence has never been so easy.

    Quote Originally Posted by Milady View Post
    Cute.

    I wish I could get my boyfriend to wear dress pants, shirt and tie. Apparently, "just because I think you'd look cute" isn't a valid reason for him to do so.
    I never liked them until I started taking this course, then I was looking at myself in the mirror and thinking, "Damn... I'm looking good!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colamisu View Post
    So when your check comes in, take him to a restaurant. And I'm sure there's something that's at least semi-formal in the area. Like a hotel restaurant or something.
    But that's backwards.

    And he doesn't even own any dress pants, etc. It'll never happen at this rate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drageuth View Post
    Did you know that a human being and a bear have pretty much the exact same skeletal and muscle setup? That means if I learn how to break down a bear, I know how to break down a human.

    Disposal of evidence has never been so easy.
    I helped dissect a human (two actually) once, wee!

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    Looks like I'm gonna have to play Assassin's Creed II and then Brotherhood once I've done Batman eh?

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    We're getting closer to getting Milady help us with a murder.

    We are good influences.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milady View Post
    I helped dissect a human (two actually) once, wee!
    I've never wanted you more.

    Combined, we have the power to rule the nation! Or at least kill the annoying people, and dispose of them so that no one will ever find them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drageuth View Post
    Did you know that a human being and a bear have pretty much the exact same skeletal and muscle setup? That means if I learn how to break down a bear, I know how to break down a human.

    Disposal of evidence has never been so easy.
    That's actually very interesting. Does that mean that playing dead is the best way to prevent a human attack?

    Quote Originally Posted by Milady View Post
    I helped dissect a human (two actually) once, wee!
    Your threats to dispose of me have just taking on a slightly more insidious overtone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drageuth View Post
    I've never wanted you more.

    Combined, we have the power to rule the nation! Or at least kill the annoying people, and dispose of them so that no one will ever find them.


    One white female and one black male. Ideally, we would have only had the first one, but she wasn't preserved properly, so we had to get rid of her halfway through the year and get a new one.

    By...eating them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Synthetik View Post
    Your threats to dispose of me have just taking on a slightly more insidious overtone.
    Indeed. I know where all your organs are, and I learn new horrible ways to die every time I go to class or visit the hospital. Just you wait! I'll have something special planned for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milady View Post
    Indeed. I know where all your organs are, and I learn new horrible ways to die every time I go to class or visit the hospital. Just you wait! I'll have something special planned for you.
    You are quite the evil one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milady View Post
    Indeed. I know where all your organs are, and I learn new horrible ways to die every time I go to class or visit the hospital. Just you wait! I'll have something special planned for you.
    ...You're gonna suicide-kill us?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Synthetik View Post
    You are quite the evil one.
    I've also dissected a squid, frog, pig, earthworm, grasshopper, spider, mud puppy, shark, rat, cat, a sheep's heart and a cow eye.

    I think that's everything, but I feel like I'm missing something. I'm also improving my rat killing technique every couple of weeks, and learning how to keep acutely ill people alive two days per week. This might come in handy for torture, perhaps?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivolt View Post
    ...You're gonna suicide-kill us?
    Most beautifully.

    And then Drag will dismember us all and eat us.

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